Pony Exce$$

@FBIDirectorKash How drunk are you? Fucking clown 🤡🤡🤡

Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.

@wingoz @TheMasters Last year Patrick Reed finished 3rd & Bryson finished 5th… but plz, keep pushing your bs narrative

I’m not saying LIV golf is having a bad Thursday at @TheMasters but 66 year old Fred Couples.. trying to make his 32nd cut at Augusta.. is beating every single player they have in the tournament

HUGE pickup for the Ponies. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

@RapSheet @AroundTheNFL @mikevmgsports @milkhoneysport Future first ballot hall of famer, but dude is washed. Terrible move by the chiefs

#Chiefs Pro Bowl TE Travis Kelce has signed his contract, officially locking him in for 2026. It’s a 3-year, $54.735M deal that can be worth up to $57.735M ($18.245M average) done by agent Mike Simon (@mikevmgsports) of @milkhoneysport. Year 1 is $12M plus 3M in incentives.

@DanielMarkowski @carson_tk Leave him alone, he’s daddy’s special boy!

@carson_tk @Mmarion8 Imagine having parents that will casually drop $100k a year, Carson TK confirmed rich.

Committed.

@BillyEmbody Are we likely to make the tourney now?

SMU gets a much-needed win and now faces Louisville Wednesday in the rubber match for the season.

@blloyd8298 @CFBHome I think chipotle can be very good. It’s def inconsistent tho. It’s gone way downhill tho over the past several years. Used to be elite in its early years

What is everyone’s obsession with Chipotle? It’s very mediocre at best

@ESPNInsights @clarencehilljr Bengals are a poverty franchise. He shouldn’t even consider going back there

Whoever lands Trey Hendrickson will be getting the top pass rusher in free agency 💰 But if he doesn't re-sign with the Bengals, they will need to fill a gaping hole on their defensive line. Since signing with the Bengals in 2021, Hendrickson has accounted for one-third of their sacks, second-most behind only Myles Garrett.

@Thomas39309520 @rjochoa Then you’d have one of the worst kickers in the league every year

@rjochoa Wouldn't pay a kicker more than 2m per

Important for Brandon Aubrey discussions.

@YahooSports @AdamSchefter The free market will dictate that, not him. If nobody will pay his current price then he can either lower his price or remain unemployed

Free agent DE Trey Hendrickson is in contact with multiple teams, but “nobody has met his price just yet,” and he’s not willing to compromise and take a discounted deal at this point, per @AdamSchefter.

@AdamSchefter @PeteThamel So now they have the two most injury prone QB’s in the league? Bold strategy…

ESPN Sources: Former Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa plans to sign a one-year deal with the Atlanta Falcons. The move now will give the Falcons two left-handed quarterbacks, Tagovailoa and Michael Penix, heading into the 2026 season.

@catdaddyinc @TMZ Ya, valid point… guess I missed that. Rumors are they broke up cuz she wouldn’t sign the prenup. I was close! 😂

@Mmarion8 @TMZ Why would a prenuptial matter if they didn't get married?

Dak Prescott, Sarah Jane Ramos Break Up Month Before Wedding tmz.me/7xc5sPJ

@TopTierGolf @packofwolves83 Paying him $3M for a sport that generates zero revenue is laughable

@carson_tk @FQ_SMU So we’re def fucked now… 😂

@Mmarion8 @FQ_SMU We’ll be “in the bubble”, but there’s a pretty good chance that we could be knocked out entirely

FSU fans, I’d like to propose a toast

@Benikitty7 @johncanzanobft @gone2025 We literally went last year, you fucking moron. We made the playoff before you did

@Mmarion8 @johncanzanobft @gone2025 you will never see the inside of the CFP, ever.

I miss talking with the honks at SMU. They were plotting to join the teetering Pac-12 years ago. Landed in the ACC instead. Now, they're at it again. My column on the money-fueled, upapolgetic uprise at SMU: bit.ly/4u3wc82

@Benikitty7 @johncanzanobft @gone2025 Come back when you can actually score a point in your playoff appearance. Nice job on that $30M roster. Clown 😂😂😂

@Mmarion8 @johncanzanobft @gone2025 we watched you lose to TCU Baylor and 🤭 BYU. of course we didn’t watch your bowl game, who did?

@Benikitty7 @johncanzanobft @gone2025 Guess you missed us beating a ranked Arizona in our bowl game

@Mmarion8 @johncanzanobft @gone2025 cant beat a Big 12 team though, can ya?