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🤔🚽 Are classified documents good for bathroom reading? 🧻🤔 💩 Find out in the new issue of The Mmm Good Times: 🤫 Retired Submarine Engineer Says, “I can’t tell you because I can no longer kill you.” 🤫 #NationalSecurity mmmgoodpictures.com/blog/subsecret

We had a great time and saw some of our favorite comedians 🤩at our first live TV show 📺 taping 🎥, 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆’𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘆! 👏 Thanks, @mulaney , @Netflix & @1iota! 🙏 🤭 Let me know if you can recognize my laugh 🤣 in Episode 3😁

For decades, NIH funding has fueled breakthroughs in cancer, heart disease and more. But a new policy puts progress at risk. We need Congress to oppose this abrupt change. Join me in emailing lawmakers today! #SaveNIHresearch bit.ly/4hxmfsK

Had my first real experience with an #earthquake this morning. #HomerSimpson has kindly re-enacted this event below - thank you, Homer, you are a master thespian. 👇 #MmmGoodPictures #MmmGoodTimes #filmmaker #writer #producer #independentfilm #satire #humor

Just four companies in the U.S. control: 85% of beef processing 80% of corn seed distribution 77% of fertilizer production 69% of grocery sales Wondering why food prices are so high? Minimal competition means maximized price-gouging.

@DachmanArt Yes! I believe there are also gluten-free beer options in Pastafarian Heaven. R'Amen 🙏 Great picture! Is this a @DachmanArt original?

Do the Pastafarians have a gluten-free sect? #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #flying #spaghetti #monster #memes #glutenfree #funny #jokes #art #pastafarian #pasta #God #haha

@henderob 👍 The traditional colander hat is an acceptable substitute for full pirate regalia. (Yes, a colander hat is the same thing as wearing a pasta strainer on your head.) 🏴‍☠️ How will you celebrate Pirate Month? 🏴‍☠️ 🙏 May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage. R’Amen! 🙏

@henderob 👍 Always drink plenty of water when wearing full pirate regalia during the month of Arr-gust. 👍 Modified or partial pirate regalia may be recommended when a heat advisory is in effect in your local area, especially for the elderly and those with certain health conditions.

🏴‍☠️ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐫-𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭, 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡!🏴‍☠️ It is widely accepted that the global temperature is inversely proportional to the number of pirates.* #PirateMonth #FSM #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #Pastafarian

I'm attending Summit for Religious Freedom (SRF)'s event, “SRF365 Webinar: "Project 2025 IS Christian Nationalism – Fight Back!"” - sign up now to join me! #SRF mobilize.us/srf/event/6514…

#BlueCrewLists #FBR @alipalliB @kaylthyse @YoshikoD @Alliebabalon @divinia1111 @janetmarinari @LUsofamerica @MmmGoodPictures @David64507767 @WokeInMissouri @stevectx1964 @erincfc @carlajean603 @LUsofamerica @Lcars24

@Lcars24 @alipalliB @kaylthyse @YoshikoD @Alliebabalon @divinia1111 @janetmarinari @LUsofamerica @David64507767 @WokeInMissouri @stevectx1964 @erincfc @carlajean603 Thanks for including me on such a great list, @Lcars! 💙Glad to meet some fabulous new tweeps! 👋🔃👣 (Also, thanks for your patience as I work on recovering from my recent inter-state move. My last nerve needs to be semi-functional or Twitter isn't nearly as much fun! 😁)

@GrandpaSnarky @AustenDarragh @SlimRoy1955 @V_Ohlman_Author @walker_mil2367 @proudCanadavet @osgood_laurie @marynlm @markmacy7 @StreckfussMatt @kjfagan1 @tlwels74 @bukkakeolympian @Arctic__char @ATinsworth @WingertTom Thanks for including me on such a fabulous list of people #GrandpaSnarky! Glad to meet some great new Tweeps! 💙👍👣🔄

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Donald Trump thinks he looks like Elvis. #Trump #Elvis #Nixon #TrumpDementia #MAGA #Election2024 #ElvisPresley #TrumpCorruption #TrumpForPrison

@claytoonz Love this! 🤣🤣🤣Just makes you wanna reach out and grab him by the man-boobs! 🤣

We made it to LA! 😁😅🥳🫠

We made it through the Colorado Rocky Mountains ⛰️ 😅 and we just hit Utah 😁

We’re moving to Los Angeles & it’s Moving Week! 😅 👀🏡 We’re house-hunting & hope to find a long-term lease starting Feb to early March. Please DM if you’ve got a lead on a great place! 🙏 #losangeles #filmmaker #writer #producer