Mary Morris

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Mary Morris

Mary Morris

@Mmorris10Morris

United States Katılım Haziran 2013
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Gwendolyn 🦋💕
Gwendolyn 🦋💕@Gwendolynvee·
My son has had a huge crush on this girl he has 2 classes with, the entire school year. He’s 6’2, and she’s actually 6ft and Greek and I’ve had to hear all school year about this tall Greek Goddess he has a crush on. He finally works up the courage to talk to her a few weeks back and she tells him she’s had a crush too. He invites her to breakfast and does a bunch of chores last week to earn the money from me to take her. FAST FORWARD to their date today…
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eco sister
eco sister@hiitaylorblake·
Thank you so much for featuring Emmanuel❤️ lots of love from Knuckle Bump Farms!
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Mary Morris
Mary Morris@Mmorris10Morris·
@Dad_At_Law Aww. That’s really sweet though. She knows you will help her overcome any problems, so she wants to do the same for you & your mushroom! lol
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NicholasG
NicholasG@Dad_At_Law·
Told my daughter her artwork was awesome so she brought up the time I tried to draw a dog that “looked like a mushroom” and offered to be my teacher. Even when kids are sweet, they’re brutal.
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Mary Morris
Mary Morris@Mmorris10Morris·
@ChicksRule After 42 years of marriage, let me offer a few words of wisdom, if you will. Just smile and nod. Of course he has the worst cold ever known to mankind. Of course you will never suffer the way he is suffering.Then go do what you want to do while he dies “not quietly” on the sofa.
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Julicorn
Julicorn@ChicksRule·
My husband and I both have a cold. He keeps complaining about how much worse his cold is and that I don’t have it as bad. How do I tell him, in a polite and very loving way, that I’m simply not whining like a little bitch?
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Malcolm & Baby Dog
Malcolm & Baby Dog@Malcolm_theCat·
Here is our mention on the BBC tonight! We didn’t send the picture in - maybe someone else did? I laughed a lot when lovely weatherman Owain called Baby Dog ‘Baby the Dog’! 😹😹 @OwainWynEvans @BBCNWT
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James Woods
James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
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