Mehrdad Foroughi

Straight vs Couch!

@zacapoet @lanechanged

@lanechanged yet maga stix w/ him

@lanechanged Just wait for Trump's third term.

@RonFilipkowski I cut Medicaid which pay for your husband cancer treatment.

Here $100 for those cancer treatments. If you got change left over get something nice for yourself.

@Simi_2210_ (7*6) + 6 =48

90% people get stuck at 7 can you solve it?

@NoContextBrits Cholesterol medications

What’s missing from this breakfast?

The Surrender Summit: Trump Sends His Son-in-Law to Lose a War ‘Vance brought his wife. Not a deputy secretary. Not a general. Not even a halfway competent mid-level State Department lifer who at least knows what the Strait of Hormuz is on a map. He brought Usha. His wife. To a war negotiation. The most consequential diplomatic moment since the end of the Cold War and JD thought, yeah, I’ll make a long weekend of it, bring the missus, see Pakistan. Pakistan received the Iranians with their Foreign Minister, their Army Chief, their National Assembly Speaker, and their Interior Minister all standing on the tarmac in full ceremonial dress. America sent the guy who wrote a book about how sad it is to be from Ohio. And then there’s Jared Kushner. Jared fucking Kushner. A man whose entire qualification for any of this is that he married into the right family, which, by the way, is also his business model, his foreign policy experience, and apparently now his military strategy. Jared has the energy of a guy who’s never been told no in his life because everyone around him was either paid not to or too scared to. He walked into the Middle East peace process last time and achieved absolutely nothing except making himself several hundred million dollars richer. So naturally Donald called him again. Jared Kushner at peace talks is like bringing your plumber to do brain surgery because he’s good with pipes and you trust him.’ ifloz.substack.com/p/the-surrende…

@Mayoisspicyy And millions who listen to him.

Joe Rogan is a farting cunt.

@RonFilipkowski Now Trump blames Vance for this mess.

I think Trump just sent Vance to Pakistan so he wouldn’t have to sit with him at the UFC fight.

@HeatherThomasAF And Iranians didn't say thank you even once.

Guess he didn't have the cards.

@HeatherThomasAF Shrek decides our foreign policy now.

Nope.

@MoForoughi @BrittanyinTexas Ah, the 'everything-der-trumpfen-touches-turns-to-💩' curse. 😂

@Amy_Siskind The Original Dream Team.

The Dream Team failed. Total shock. We sent two of our most mediocre real estate developers and a fraud. Who could’ve guessed this outcome?

@JoHoad1 @BrittanyinTexas Vance meets Pope, he died the next day. Vance meets Viktor Orbán, his poll numbers dropped the next day. Vance meets Iranian, they probably will rule the entire middle east tomorrow. HE IS A DISASTER!

@BrittanyinTexas @MoForoughi Another excellent comparison...😊 x.com/CattardSlim/st…

JUST IN: Trump arrives at UFC 327. It’s usually the weakest men who always need to be the center of attention.

🔥MAJOR NEWS: Vance says Iran FAILED to meet expectations after 21 hours of negotiations in Pakistan, particularly on its nuclear program, and the U.S. delegation is leaving with NO DEAL.