MoJo

Bangin' On a Trash Can (Ft. The Houston Astros) #AstrosCheatingScandal #AstrosCheated

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PULLED THE HOUSE

They arrived. Gonna pull the house.

@cat_falco That menu was for a bottle service table at the sky deck. So you were more kinda just paying for the table with friends + view then had to drink a minimum on drinks. Still crazy menu prices. 22 dollar bud lights.

The fact that they just added a zero to every price and no one questioned anything ☠️ #edc

@kAMANDAboom Happy Birthday Amanda!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Great browns win, but whoever was hitting the railing the whole game by the mic I hope someone puts legos in your bed.

@Flamesword Probably will hit 15K+ average

Trying to finish the year with an average of 15k! Average last year was 6714 🤮 Where all my big steppas at, did we stay strong without my walk posts??!?

There is always this older couple I drive by on my way home that walks around with a Louisville slugger bat and I always wonder what their objective is. Coyotes? Hitting dingers? Vandalism?

@cat_falco @DJellyPeanut @TheLoganader

@MoJoDFS @DJellyPeanut @TheLoganader maaaan that logan guy really grinds my GEARS

I will be your sword.

Positives of new job. Work normal hours of 8-6. Negatives I miss all day time football games. Missing Miami v Buffalo, but ya don’t worry I get to watch Zach Wilson tonight.

Will this work better than Tinder?

Why am I contemplating turning on my heat already.

Wow there is actually people who voted no for sailing. Thank god they changed the threshold, only passed by ~2500 votes. Never should have been that close.

Feel every time I open Twitter there is a new fact about Manziel from the documentary. Feel I must watch it now

@BenHossler actually was looking at today I did see Bryce has good ol' Teheran. Wanna bet Harper gets a hit on him. We both know his BvP. 🤣

I stay in my lane and don’t pay attention to much else but if you’re paying someone for MLB betting advice and they’re citing BvP as reasoning for their plays then idk what to tell you 😭

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