Morgan Lockhart

@NicholasFerroni 5th grade Mr. Ambrose

SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: If you come across this tweet, reply with the grade you were in when you had your first male teacher (excluding Phys ED).

funny how "girls mature faster" is never used to give us our independence and allow us to live, travel, and go out alone without a guardian, only to justify and rationalize predatory men's behavior and their attraction to us

when a baby offers you a cheeto puff

*gives up college for Lent*

me, low on iron: my vision when I stand: * * . * . * . * . * . * . . * * . * . *. . *. . * * * . *. * . . * . * .

My favorite thing to do because I keep my room so messy, is go out with a friend who has never been to my place and then invite them over afterwards. But then act like someone ransacked my place to look for important documents. Then we clean my room together. It’s fun. Try it.

The good news is that Guy Fieri was my spiritual guide through that exam. Based on that fact I can say, without a doubt, Guy Fieri is shit at Chemistry

How Dutch Bros employees walked into their interviews

Getting dumped in 2017: I think we should see other people Getting dumped in 2019: Does this spark joy? No

i WISH they hadn’t stopped making movies in 2D animation look how fluid this shit looks??? i’m salivating as we speak

Just want a cutie who’ll make a @MeUndies ad with me 🙄

How you walk out the room to get her some water after you fucked her to smithereens twitter.com/RSpotlights/st…

All she has to do is lower her standards enough to be *around* you so she can cuddle your dogs 👀

Welcome to the 116th Congress!!