Moans “McRib” My-Johnson

4 hours until my weekly happy hour with coworkers. At my desk googling pictures of beer and looking at the satellite images of our bar on Google Maps. I switched to street view and I nearly busted all in my pants.

@murphyplshomer And if it was dudes?

If I had a nickel for every girl I’ve kissed I’d have zero nickels

@BobbyBeavEater INSHALA to you Bob

@MoansWhenIWipe Thanks McRib

I think I’m on the worst day ever speedrun: Hung as fuck Might have a kid Out of beer

@rodney457684927 This will be my Easter Sunday

One day rodney will break free of the shadowban. Then youll all be sorry

@mayisupercool Rest in peace my granny 🙏

I’m ashamed to admit this but I really enjoy smoking hookah does that make me trashy

@bluelotdegen This check out because my cum is stored in my shaft.

Pee is stored in the balls

@BentonSwathford Start following her home from work

Lowkey falling for a Morgantown whore, how do I stop this in its tracks

@cjpiv1103 @thepring13 @ibettotals Just follow them home from work

@thepring13 @ibettotals Correction* I just unfotunalty need to stop texting THE WRONG women after 15 beers*

I just unfortunately need to stop texting women after 15 beers…

@rodney457684927 I follow women home

@rodney457684927 How?

@MoansWhenIWipe We know buddy

Specific guy that follows women home to make sure they get a good night sleep

@BobbyBeavEater Do a flip bob

Way to ruin my night #Phag

@basedgod126 Give this guy a fucking medal

who tryna get dry humped

@L4rryM4g1c Follow her home

Average girl at the airport

@bryan_mich7 I’m going to tell my kids about this

Burners with less than 170 followers tweeting

@CashWilliams03 How do I print this?

Might as well doxx myself now idgaf

Need a girl who will wash my air fryer

@WVURowingKing Need to hang with out door boys

I need to go fuck off in the Alaskan wilderness so bad

@basedgod126 You can also follow them home from work

all you really gotta do to attract women is be able to drink beer really fast

@GeraldTheJet790 The jet, Think of all the time you could save - Moans When I Wipe

@MoansWhenIWipe Moans, not sure why you’d do this but God bless you. - The Jet

What’s worse… An intruder breaking in while you’re mid shit or an intruder breaking in mid shower?