Moans “McRib” My-Johnson

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Moans “McRib” My-Johnson

Moans “McRib” My-Johnson

@MoansWhenIWipe

my insides are broken and I sit down while I pee and I need to be shot

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Moans “McRib” My-Johnson
Moans “McRib” My-Johnson@MoansWhenIWipe·
4 hours until my weekly happy hour with coworkers. At my desk googling pictures of beer and looking at the satellite images of our bar on Google Maps. I switched to street view and I nearly busted all in my pants.
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Sean Murphy Enthusiast
Sean Murphy Enthusiast@murphyplshomer·
If I had a nickel for every girl I’ve kissed I’d have zero nickels
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Bob “Beaver Eater” Smith
Bob “Beaver Eater” Smith@BobbyBeavEater·
I think I’m on the worst day ever speedrun: Hung as fuck Might have a kid Out of beer
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May 🍒
May 🍒@mayisupercool·
I’m ashamed to admit this but I really enjoy smoking hookah does that make me trashy
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Benton Swathford, MBA
Benton Swathford, MBA@BentonSwathford·
Lowkey falling for a Morgantown whore, how do I stop this in its tracks
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Rodney 'Reganomics' Simpson
Rodney 'Reganomics' Simpson@rodney457684927·
Specific guy that follows women home to make sure they get a good night sleep
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Cash Williams
Cash Williams@CashWilliams03·
Might as well doxx myself now idgaf
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Rodney 'Reganomics' Simpson
Rodney 'Reganomics' Simpson@rodney457684927·
Need a girl who will wash my air fryer
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WVU Rowing Enthusiast
WVU Rowing Enthusiast@WVURowingKing·
I need to go fuck off in the Alaskan wilderness so bad
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Richie "Moneybags" Malone
all you really gotta do to attract women is be able to drink beer really fast
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Gerald “The Jet” Johnson
Gerald “The Jet” Johnson@GeraldTheJet790·
What’s worse… An intruder breaking in while you’re mid shit or an intruder breaking in mid shower?
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