Mochabutter

For any wondering, I am a Kings fan (NHL & NBA). I got tired of people asking if by Kings I meant NBA that I adopted this fandom. This sucks

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

@NHL_Muse McDavid is offensive wizardry. He’s incredible Crosby is the complete Center. If Crosby isn’t scoring he still positively impacts the game. Can’t say that for McDavid. That’s the difference

Pittsburgh traded one of the top prospects in the Animal Kingdom for an aging star way past his prime with an underwater contract 💀💀💀 SELL THE ZOO

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

dunkirk? yeah they did, right in the neck i heard

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

Vegas to Edmonton: “You can’t interview Bruce Cassidy.” Vegas to LA probably: “Sure, knock yourself out. You’re gonna suck anyway.”

Boozer over DP would age like this

Kings should trade Lavine and Sabonis for top4 draft picks, even if it takes more than just those two players (individual trades)

What means more to building a culture of winning? Having AJ, Peterson, Wilson, or Boozer for 10+ years, or winning a meaningless game against the Utah Jazz at the end of a lost season. Smart people and smart organizations get it. Play the odds every time.

22 WINS FOR THE 7TH PICK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We, The Sacramento Kings, were genuinely a bad team this past season and we get rewarded with the 7th pick….. This is ridiculous bro

@CoachMac950 @23sabres @smashby31 Precisely what happened here

@23sabres @smashby31 A PK can survive perimeter pressure for a while. What kills you is a broken rotation through the middle because a player has to skate to the opposite end of the ice to make a line change. This goal is unfortunate for Buffalo because the player lost his balance.

I need a hockey coach to tell me why staying out there with no stick is so heavily emphasized when in almost every instance I watch they get completely caved in anyway

Lu Dort with the spiteful 3 is one of the most elite players in NBA history

@alexinsdorf99 @GigaLadd Jim Harbaugh level Autism. This guy will do numbers

Imagine if Ana De Armas said she was in love with me

My son just elbowed his mom in the face she is gushing blood and we are headed to the Emergency room he said he was trying to be like wemby he is only 7 yrs old w a domestic assault on his record bc of @spurs and @NBA no place for this in bball and influencing our youth

when bro screams “what was I to her” during the exam so I know the answer is the second option