Mocklip

ive lain on my bread. twice both over overnight

[first day waiting] me: your meal, sir customer: um this is raw me: yeah it goes hard right customer: no i mean the chef needs to cook it more me: on god, let him cook customer: what is wrong with you

if nobody got my back i know quora and reddit do

me on thanksgiving

my base instincts are push-ups and chocolate milk

YOU DONT KNOW ME @osugame I DONT HAVE TO PLAY YOUR CIRCLE GAME IM MY OWN PERSON AND COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE ACTUALLY

bitches be like ur so good at projecting ur voice then get mad when im loud in private too

this is something youd find in a thrift store 4 years after the date

everyone in the comments and qrts naming different directors 😭

how come every time you watch a youtuber they’re always moving

the chokehold that the word awesome had on me when i was like 5 is crazy

im like if scaring the hoes was a person

i love investigating random people who like my comments on stuff

eye mask addicts be like : bro i swear i’m not addicted i just need it to sleep

i guess you could say i’m into night life

just delivered a milkshake to a strip club

live laugh love had to have been an earth shattering idea when it came out

the weeknd 🔁 abel tesfaye

drake the type of dude to look at a polaroid longingly in his jail cell

@CaptainAJX @debbiemoralestv you’re 9 years old?!??

Uhhh hey so I’m 11 off this…