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BREAKING: DeepSeek just dropped a fundamental improvement in Transformer architecture CEO Wenfeng Liang on the author list:

Quantum physics reveals that luck follows patterns, a discovery that has stunned top physicists.

Elon Musk Predicts AGI by 2026 (He Predicted AGI by 2025 Last Year)

Google $GOOGL CEO Sundar Pichai just posted this: "Gemini 3 Flash is our latest model with frontier intelligence built for lightning speed, and pushing the Pareto Frontier of performance and efficiency. It outperforms 2.5 Pro while being 3x faster at a fraction of the cost."

JPMorgan has launched USCP, a tokenized corporate debt instrument built on Solana, to facilitate Galaxy Digital's commercial paper offering. Coinbase and Franklin Templeton purchased the debt tokens in what the firms described as among the first debt issuances executed on a public blockchain.

Germany achieves a world-first in quantum computing by integrating an optical system directly into ion-trap chips Source: reteuro.co.uk/22-164861-germ…

Billionaire Philippe Laffont Sells Nvidia Stock and Buys a Mega-Cap AI Stock Down 23% From Its High

Quantum computers could be powerful enough to crack Bitcoin sometime after 2030, CEO of Nvidia’s quantum partner says

Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted

BREAKING: Major US airport closes TSA checkpoints, no plans to reopen

Billionaire philanthropist and Jeff Bezos' ex-wife, MacKenzie Scott, has donated $80 million to Howard University, marking one of the largest single donations in the school's 158-year history and continuing her recent surge of major contributions to diversity and equity causes.

NASA's Voyager Spacecraft Found A 30,000-50,000 Kelvin "Wall" At The Edge Of Our Solar System

Harvard professor Avi Loeb has accused NASA of withholding data related to the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS, specifically an image he believes was captured by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter during the object's close approach to Mars in October 2025

Farewell to the innovation team – Scale AI, the startup in which Mark Zuckerberg invested 14.3 billion, lays off an entire division in Dallas

BREAKING: Research conducted by the recent Nobel laureates in economics suggests that Nvidia will not remain the largest publicly traded corporation for long.

Over the past decade, NVIDIA (NASDAQ: NVDA) stock has returned an impressive $83 Bil to its investors in the form of cash through dividends and buybacks.

Quantum memory is crucial for both quantum communication and quantum computing. But until now, uncontrollable noise has forced quantum memories into a trade-off between limited efficiency (the fraction of input states successfully retrieved) and limited fidelity (the similarity between retrieved states and input states). Jinxian Guo at Shanghai Jiao Tong University and his colleagues have demonstrated a way to dispense with this trade-off [1]. The researchers have presented a high-efficiency, high-fidelity quantum memory that they say could enable advances in high-speed quantum networks, quantum-state manipulation, and large-scale quantum computation.

BREAKING: Researchers at the University of New Mexico and Los Alamos National Laboratory have created an advanced computational framework that solves a major problem that has challenged statistical physicists for decades.

Goodbye to AI – Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg joins Sam Altman and acknowledges that artificial intelligence could be on a bubble