moderately amusing gay wolf

I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant

A man who criticizes your will power is probably DL, don’t ask me how I know

support a man at his lowest and he'll thank you by cheating .

@dantypo @PeteGGriffin You’re a beautiful man 🥹

Am I the only one who sells my used cars for like $500 anymore? I swear, when I unloaded my kid’s starter cars, I’d just be like, “I don’t know, you got $500 cash?” I mean, I get that sometimes every dollar matters for some. But I’m always just thinking, “if it gets you to work for a few months or more, you can basically have it.” But I see the same kind of cars on lawns for like $1,500-$2,000. It’s nuts. Be generous. Help someone out who maybe REALLY needs it.

i like that mailman trucks don’t have no door. fuck yeah. take his shoes too

@Usher @Olympics Oh dang that’s crazy people still let you near youths after the whole Diddy thing

Magic in Milan. ❄️🇺🇸 Proud to support Team USA on the world stage for the @olympics 🥇

@CieloBonit @SamInspired @Usher tried to be friendly and Justin was not forgetting who gave him to Diddy

What were Usher and Justin arguing about? Beyoncé looks pretty shocked.

@50centsless You are too kind 🙇‍♀️

Roast me while you can I am extremely determined to be hot this summer

Single in 70 degree weather after sunset is a top tier human experience

@Gregy_Online I manage

how could anyone ever love this world

@scootykins HOW ARE PEPTIDES MAKING PEOPLE SKINNY???

now that everyone is skinny from peptides the next big social movement will be health at any screen time, to justify our 13 hour time in front of the phone

@NotAllWomenX Such a loser mentality

@ModeratelyMused As much as he needs to, to keep her around. If he's the man $0.

How much money should a guy spend on his girlfriend every week?

@rawdogmillionar @newritualpress What would that be?

@ModeratelyMused @newritualpress Give her an allowance bro

@PelennorFields @baltic_dan Why every other week?

@ModeratelyMused @baltic_dan Spend money on her every other week

@raypistalpha Yeah um so that’s how the question was posed like what do YOU think is sufficient

@ModeratelyMused Whatever the fuck he feels like My ex wife Linda should have learned that lesson before she died folks but that’s a lesson for another day

@ReneGustoOnline @baltic_dan Smv?

@ModeratelyMused @baltic_dan Depends on how much she’s invested (amount of poon she gives + her smv)

@DuceOwen Ohhh I didn’t account for different states

@ModeratelyMused Probably about 40 to 60$

@Daaeismyname @1000mindsofkris Very @_NatalieWould coded

shampoo that turns strands of hair into serpents

@smellagillis You’re my hero 🥹🫡

writing a gay sex scene into the third paragraph of my cover letter to see if they actually read it

i am always suspicious of people who claim to be smart but are miserable. if they really were that smart, they would have figured out how to live a joyous life.

@mikeabrusci Well maybe just let people assume then 😅

@ModeratelyMused The cereal is for me

Local grocery store makes you suffer through a humiliation ritual on your walk home if you buy a box of children’s cereal