moderately amusing gay wolf

I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant

my ex used to get so mad at me for cheating on her all the time but looking back it was just her bpd acting up

@jestermaxxing I never seen someone pop off this hard before

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

I’m really torn between being hot and eating French onion soup chips

@Only_wankenobi I mean you could do both at the same time

Rather get my asshole bleached than call my ex

Infinite Jest is 1,079 pages, which is long but actually very finite

@dudesinthebooth Oh I’m not attracted to men so I didn’t even watch the video

@ModeratelyMused I got wildly uncomfortable at the part where he ironed his fucking sheets

Has anyone else accidentally dated a gay guy despite it being very obvious cause it lowkey keeps me up at night

@_Moonie23__ @stephanicci My income isn’t determined on what you believe and I’m not immediately drawn to you so I really don’t care what you do

@ModeratelyMused @stephanicci Crazy

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

@collinstimbela_ What do they want us to do? Make a poster? Grow up and be sad like everyone else.

Repeatedly hearing "women don't care about men's mental health" as a hot take when I and practically every other woman I've ever known have taken on the emotional rehabilitation of a therapy-repulsed man as our personal responsibility at least once in our lives

@thejohnpaulhyde If you don’t have depression you don’t have adhd

I have ADHD and my doctor is mildly surprised I don’t have depression. It’s tough out there—not for me though—evidently.

@justalexoki How am I supposed to get groceries?

stop gaming stop eating garbage stop watching porn stop masturbating stop drinking alcohol stop gambling stop smoking stop shopping stop being fat stop being unmarried stop being childless stop not lifting weights stop crying my god stop crying START LOVING YOURSELF

@meza_vz @stephanicci Did you write this reply under duress?

@ModeratelyMused @stephanicci Aré you mentally dissabled? How causin schizophrenia to a depressed person Is a good idea?

@chikanlegpiece I don’t even know

@ModeratelyMused With what

Everyone is so open to helping but no one asks for help

@Duderichy An old wives tale says If you wake up in the middle of the night feeling sick it’s because you have a guilty conscious

woke up feeling sick :(

@branddizz3 You live in a good neighborhood

@ModeratelyMused Lol whhhat

Who’s awake

@prickly12516328 PREACH

Sometimes you just need to eat some buttered toast about it.

Yes okay fine I’m adversarial but did you consider I lost the bedsheets I really liked and I have to listen to fireworks nonstop?