Lee Riding

@AO1865 I’ve been to 131 countries and I’ve always been happy to come home. It’s not perfect but most of the world wish they were us.

The more you travel, the more you realise England is just one horrific, gigantic shithole.

I don’t think it’s possible for the south stand to become what we thought it would be. Wouldn’t it be great to put all our away game going fans together?

Season ticket holders - will you stay where you are forever or will you try to move seats next season?

How come all teams put a defender on the posts during corners for 130 years but now it’s out of fashion and loads of preventable goals from corners are going in that would have been easily cleared…with a fuckin man on the post?

@TrickorTweet0 @HowardsWayFilm I was there…back when the FA Cup was special. Concorde flying above us, the Grand National on…Wembley beckons again. Magic.

Who was at Villa Park for this then Blues? ebay.us/m/5aeisa

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

I don’t know what kind of result we’ll get against Chelsea but I do know I’ll be wearing the wrong coat for the weather.

Would love to see this in a museum at the stadium. Not sure if that’s possible but it would make sense.

@brightafia After 30 mins, I want the hot tub and sauna to be honest. 🤷‍♂️

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@joe_thomas18 I left the gym when Thiago hit the post, which would have made it 3-0. Can’t believe it was 2-2.

That’s a really useful comeback for Everton’s European ambitions. A Brentford win would have created a tough gap to seventh given Blues’ upcoming fixtures (which includes trip to GTech). Results pretty handy for Everton this weekend, though still so many in contention for top 7/8

Points Deductions: Everton 10 Leicester 6 Notts Forest 4 Juventus 15 Sheffield Wed 12 Reading 18 Rangers FC 10 Portsmouth 10 Chelsea £10m fine… 🥴

@cspencer1508 The question is, why wouldn’t you go to see this when it was on in the cinema? Just curious because the cinema is empty every time I go and there’s some good films.

I’ve just watched this movie - twice, on consecutive evenings. It was extremely strongly recommended to me, and I can’t quite convey how brilliant it is to you. Tim Key is just outstanding & Carey Mulligan is extraordinary.

@bushontheradio Putting washing outside with a nice breeze and clear skies - you know the rest.

Is there a small thing that's getting on your nerves today? #MinorMondayMoan

10 points.

Good job they use light weight balls nowadays.

@RippleXrpie What a pain in the ass this guy is becoming. Would love it to all fizzle out now.

🚨HOLY SH***T!! 🤯 This Chinese professor has predicted major events in the past. Now he predicts a civil war in the United States of America.

"Do you think we've had too much immigration?" She can't answer him "I SAID WHAT I SAID BECAUSE I MEAN IT" He won't be deterred He won't be swayed We are going to deport MILLIONS

@Rydymymaohyd @GiuliaBould He kind of accidentally mentioned it during one of his first interviews when he came back.

@ModernShip @GiuliaBould I remember reading when he rejoined that moving upstairs after his contract ends was one of his demands, so likely to happen eventually

Interesting to hear from David Moyes how players refused to join Everton in the summer. You have to think it's their loss now. He told me he is having to manage Jarrad Branthwaite's minutes but he is available for Arsenal. Thanks to the canteen for the bacon butties too 😋

@nocontextEFC 3 wins away from the Champions League positions - which is basically 2 full backs and a centre forward isn’t it? I think we’re better than we think, not worse.

I think we as a fanbase are currently, and I can feel it, getting ahead of ourselves. Major egg-on-face may be on the way.