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@RollingStone Yeah, I've "teleported" to a White Castle. I was high as fuck and my friends drove us to a White Castle. I'm sure it felt like I "teleported" there. 😅

Far-right activist turned high-ranking FEMA official Gregg Phillips has a problem. Sometimes he finds himself “teleporting” into ditches, or even into a Waffle House. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@RollingStone More likely scenario: Guy was baked out of his mind, passed out in a car, friends drove to a Waffle House, and he came to once he was in the restaurant.

@catturd2 Why aren't you pissed about it? Every red-blooded American should be. A coin that's a tribute to America 250 should depict someone, ANYONE, who had something to do with what was happening 250 years ago.

This will send the Left into spontaneous human combustion. 😂

@TheMaineWonk @DerrickEvans4WV

This is Jan 6 insurrectionist and former member of the West Virginia House @DerrickEvans4WV asking the tough questions. We live in the dumbest fucking timeline in human history brought on by the dumbest fucking people in our society.

@EricLDaugh @EverIntrigued You wouldn't be either. You really want to wear a top hat every day? Stop lying.

@EverIntrigued Ugandan Mamdani won't be the one to do it.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump posts footage of New York City in 1929 Trump is reminiscing about an America that isn't flooded with 3rd world savages and destroyed by modern leftist policies 🇺🇸 FULL MAGA!

@EricLDaugh Ah, yes, the good old days of an average life expectancy in America of 57.

@MikeBales "Finally". Where you been? This photo is from 2010:

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@MikeBales WTF you mean "finally"? Biden was taking care of them. You just chose not to pay attention then.

I think i need to switch from politics to baseball hot takes. It's 1000% easier to piss off baseball fans and get engagement. 😅

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

@DerrickEvans4WV They like to just imagine that the star is his cock.

🚨 U.S. Marines seen cleaning President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star

@BettysNoCrock @DerrickEvans4WV Speaking of "no ability to think for themselves," how's that Trump promise of no wars and lower gas prices working out for you? Still believe him?

@DerrickEvans4WV All these Trump haters are brainwashed and controlled by the media. Think back to The Apprentice when he was the Hollywood darling. All that changed when people with no ability to think for themselves were told to hate him. To this day they don’t know why.

@BettysNoCrock @DerrickEvans4WV Even back in the Apprentice days I thought he was an asshole. Nothing changed. He was a "Hollywood darling" to you idiots, but most sane people new he was a dick even back then. We hate him because of what he says and does, not because of what anyone tells us.

@buildbridgenfly @ClownWorld Another example of someone not knowing when something is staged and isn't real.

@ClownWorld Another example of people taking matters in their own hands to keep children safe.

Man's decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭

@Argenpoirot @astro_celestia It's not for sleeping. 🤦‍♂️

@astro_celestia Es entre mal gusto, hotel alojamiento y ego, que necesidad de verte hasta durmiendo?

Como vas a sostener ese espejo con 8 líneas de silicona? Eso se les vino abajo.

@flowsdoc So if the runner stays up it's interference, if the runner gets low it's interference, if the runner slides but not soon enough or too soon it's interference, if the 2B throws too low it's interference. Seems like every scenario favors the fielder in this play.

My JUCO coach had us throw sidearm to ensure the runner slides! What do you think about this play?

@MLB @Marlins Looks awesome, probably costs $300. Extra $90 for a side of guac.

The Marlins' new "Machete" menu item is served in a custom carrying case 😳 This TWO-FOOT homemade flour tortilla is griddled on the flat top with melted mozzarella and Oaxaca cheeses, house-marinated carne asada, smoky guajillo pepper sauce, salsa verde and cilantro 👀 (via @LevyRestaurants)

@drlongjuan @MLB @Marlins How fucking sad is your life that you can't even enjoy a taco because "bRoWn PeOpLe MaDe ThIs!" 😜 🤦‍♂️

@MLB @Marlins This is immigrant slop How about an octotrouple cheeseburger?

@DeboltBob @Darkdarling00 You trust the guy who promised no wars, cheaper gas, and cheaper groceries, and then got us the exact opposite. You're a con man's favorite mark.

@Darkdarling00 Completely. I don't watch MSM and listen to their ilk so clarity comes much easier

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@MrReyKing She earns more money in a month than you make in a year. Easily. Laugh all you want. She certainly is.

La pena ajena que produce esto hasta asusta, incomodad al full JAJAJAJA 🥴🥴🥴