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My world 💓

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

A year ago I was drunk at Epcot by noon on our honeymoon. This year I’m pregnant af & counting down the minutes til lunch 🥴🥴

That moment when it just hits you that you’re not particularly good at anything and you’re not particularly interested in anything and you’re not super close to anyone and you don’t have any plans or passions or personality and you’re literally just…. There

All I want is Cuban coffee

Not me tracking @sbarryyz 24/7 just to see how close she is to Colorado 🥺🥺🥺

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

@lxcfxc WHAT..

@reallymegn I SWEAR! We missed you last night but hopefully Austin could relay the chaos of the evening ❤️‍🔥

My toxic trait is I literally never take pictures or videos from our Halloween parties. A shame.

@makkpatt Let’s goooooooo. Imagine how much fun now that you’re 21 🤪

I miss being in Key West 🥲

Just here to say that signing up for health insurance felt like a trap. Thank you.

Fostering 7 animals and they all leave on the same day next week. I will be thoroughly depressed for at least 48 hours 😭😭

Honestly love @makkpatt on a whole different level. She’s one of the those people who does literally anything & everything for anyone without any gain of her own. A true genuine beautiful soul on this planet. So blessed to call her sis 🧡

The real question is do I chop all my hair off

@chasey_marie @MaddyRoemer I BALLED to this movie. So many times I was just like well okay damn make me just get emotional allll over again. 😅

@MaddyRoemer Dude I cried

Never missed my animals so much in my damn life

Drooling over the fact I will be within arms reach of Cuban coffee for a whole week 🤤

@lxcfxc Soooo y’all tryna come on the reef trip then 🤔

lol extended our stay in key west two days before we fly out. we are too chaotic i hate it.

Everyone needs a @sbarryyz !! Not my Sami but like someone liiiiiike my Sami. This human spoiled me to my core today with everything from a facial to eyelashes to doing my hair. AN ABSOLUTE ANGEL 😭😭😭

@makkpatt FOREVER & EVER 🧡🧡🧡

And you get to become my sissy for life 🥺🥺🥺