MOH

@currentiyke Yellow bomber

This yellow you always put on your captions. What does it mean sir?

The most foolish set of people are these grown but useless politicians who abandon the duties they were “elected” or appointed to do, just to wave at an equally useless president being flown abroad to get steroid injections to stay alive.

@Cunha__utd Ighalo never given chance Falcao is injury prone Hojlund need to develop Weghorst? Defensive striker 🤣

Gun to your head, bring one back.

@instablog9ja Beans contain •Carbohydrate: about 20 g •Protein: about 8 g •Fat: less than 1 g

Beans is more carbohydrate than protein — Pharmacist informs Nigerians

I swear to Almighty Allah, wherever a bandit leader is located in Zamfara State, I know it. With my phone, I can show you their locations today. But we can not act because we don’t have the power. -- Governor Dauda Lawal

@AmorimEra_ @selecaoportugal Good news

🚨🤕 | BREAKING: Diogo Dalot leaves the Portugal camp after reporting muscle discomfort. [@selecaoportugal]

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

"This generation, Once you tell girl "I LOVE YOU" you don dey owe her money already" - Geh Geh

@Tufab Davido sent this? Must be edited

I’m bringing this to the general public as a disclaimer against my personality. First of all let me say I am not affiliated with any cult or fraternity and I don’t have a problem with anyone who is, because they are who they are and I’m who I am… I’m an army of God and chosen one of Christ. God is my fortress. Psalm 91 vs 2 🙏 But as you can see in this screenshot, I am being threatened and this is not the first time, it’s now becoming too often. I don’t know what game he is taking about but I have seen these kinds of things play out many times both in the real world and movies. My life is under threats and if anything happens to me, y’all know who to hold responsible. The only reason I’m doing this is to protect myself.

@_belikebaddy @MfaEgypt this Nigerian pig on a medical trip is sexualizing your women in such a nasty way…. Kindly revoke his visa and send him back

Good night ❤️

@RealBetis_en 🤣🤣🤣🤣

List of tasks for today: 1. Announce Antony ✅ 2. ⁠Arsenal ✅ 3. ⁠Post pics of the GOAT ⌛

@FabrizioRomano Hold that greedy bastards 🤣

🚨⚠️ BREAKING: Marc Guehi-Liverpool deal has COLLAPSED. Despite medical done and deal sheet submitted, Crystal Palace don’t approve the move following Igor deal off. Guehi stays at #CPFC. 🦅

@UtdFaithfuls 5/10. Very useless club

Matheus Cunha. Bryan Mbeumo. Benjamin Sesko. Senne Lammens. Rate this window over 10.

Please sign a midfielder @ManUtd

@FabrizioRomano @David_Ornstein Now get me a midfielder

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United agree €21m plus add-ons deal with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens, here we go! Agreement in place for Belgian GK to join #MUFC immediately, deal set to be sealed after medical. Deal also included add-ons, as @David_Ornstein reports.

@Letter_to_Jack @arojinle1 Kidney is now $100k

@arojinle1 That’s exactly what I want. To drink like there’s no tomorrow

Ekiti folks here, so my guy’s wedding is holding in Ekiti this Friday, and I’ll be in Ekiti (Ado Ekiti) from Wednesday to Saturday or Sunday. Can you guys give me a list of fun places to visit in Ekiti State in this thread? I intend to have the best time. Thank you.

“florian wirtz”

@TouchlineX Until Manchester united signed him, he becomes useless

He beat Manchester City in the FA Cup Final, he beat Liverpool in the Community Shield Final, today he beats Aston Villa at their own ground. Oliver Glasner is him. 👑

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Schmeichel: "I don't want to insult Arsenal but their brand of football is SO ANNOYING to watch, it's designed to exploit opponents while waiting for set pieces."