Moki

@Kovalchuk_logos I kinda like the new one except for the mouse, that thing looks like a party hat rather than an animal

Old or new?

@nichegamer And to make sure these evil dissidents who oppose further control from the UK Government don't influence the masses, they will form a new ministry branch called the Ministry of Love (Miniluv for short). To protect the children and fight terrorism, of course. What's 1984?

UK Government disregards petition to repeal Online Safety Act, says critics are "on the side of predators". Details below.

@CultureCrave The malding is real lmao

The White House says #SouthPark is not 'relevant,' is 'hanging on by a thread,' and is a 'fourth-rate show' This comes after Paramount just paid $1.5B to get the streaming rights “The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show. Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak" (via @RollingStone)

@Febri_Walanda You got weird-ass looking humans in your part of the world, wtf is human-shaped about this contraption

3D printed human-shaped mobile phone holder.

@VIK19941 @Dexerto @Belgariadion I mean, the fact they can just deactivate your Switch 2 remotely shows exactly what they think about you "owning" your Switch. They still think it's theirs

@Dexerto @Belgariadion lmao why they so butthurt over that? he literally paid for it, its not his fault that their product is as weak as a folding iphone....

YouTuber 'Plainrock124' says he's banned from a Nintendo store after destroying his Switch 2 with a hammer "It's not really durable, it died with one hit"

@Mone454501 Bruh, that first episode made my brain leak from my ears. It was so mind-numbing that I have a theory they did exactly this to put you in the right mindset for the rest of the series lmfao

@Dexerto I'd be interested in seeing how many of those were bought by scalpers but you can't really keep track of those things lmao

Nintendo's Switch 2 reportedly sold over 3 million units in its first 24 hours via Nintendo Prime

@Rainmaker1973 We have one of these where I live, it's VERY fun

Floor is lava like panel game

@ipostrandom21 @InternetH0F That looks stupidly fun loll

@InternetH0F Chinese people reinvented Rock-Paper-Scissors😭

no nonsense, just straight hands, love to see it

@ShitpostRock Win11 is absolute bloated garbage

Literally pulled the Pathogen lancer skin first-try, let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! #FragPunk

@WildBitesBrews When's the next one?

Sadly due to unforseen event, the stream will have to be cancelled Im very sorry see u next tiem.

@bamagirl_4_eva The fact I actually have to consider this tells me a lot about myself lmao

Could you take the deal?

@Korrupt_Kitten 1,5,9 - my take: You can use 5 and 9 to accomplish 4 and make massive headways on solving major world issues like global warming, since you literally have infinite money to throw at the problem AND the super intelligence to make lasting changes, while living a long life due to #1

Which 3 are you picking?

@FoodPornPhotos Pass, 25% tip is way too high for anything. What kinda of bizarro self-entitled world do they live in?

EAT at or PASS on this restaurant?

@CNviolations By week 5, your breath is permanently altered By week 6, your skin becomes even clearer, not unlike the inside of an onion By week 7, you have become a human-onion hybrid, reaching a new state of being. Long live the Great Onion Ruler.

This is what happens to your body if you eat an onion every day for 30 days. x.com/healthnutritip…

@tafphorisms That's pretty much it, yeah lmao

My impression of male friend groups is that everyone is just super racist to each other and rather than being bothered they all find it funny

@DemonLordRex @TheKoefficient "Where were you when April 2025 happened?" 😂

@TheKoefficient April 2025 will scare Vtuber fans into some kind of PTSD I swear 😭

Man this month just needs to end

@DreadB0yRoy Always preferred blue neon whale, it's cool if you don't though