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This is how to treat your man after he spent the entire day revenge trading and blowing accounts.

wtf is this!!

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🚨🚨🚨 CHINA SURROUNDED TAIWAN WHILE AMERICA WAS FIGHTING IRAN. THE TIMING IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. 🚨🚨🚨 Yesterday, Taiwan's military detected 26 Chinese warplanes. 7 Chinese navy ships. All circling the island at once. This is the LARGEST military presence China has shown near Taiwan in weeks. And it happened the exact same day the US announced more troops heading to the Middle East. ⚠️ Taiwan signed a $9 BILLION arms deal yesterday — scrambling before a March 15 deadline ⚠️ One of those arms packages — 82 HIMARS systems — expires on March 26 ⚠️ South Korea quietly withdrew its THAAD missile defense because of Iran ⚠️ If China moves, North Korea could simultaneously threaten Japan and South Korea Here is the logic chain that should terrify you: China went quiet for 16 days near Taiwan → experts said "maybe peace" → then 26 planes returned yesterday → the lull was never peace → the lull was Xi waiting for the perfect window. America is at war in the Middle East. America's missile stockpiles are depleted. America's Marines are in the Gulf. And TSMC — the company that makes 90% of the world's advanced chips — sits on that island. ⚠️ If Taiwan falls, every AI company, every phone maker, every car brand on earth loses its chip supply ⚠️ One analyst called it: "S&P 500 down 50%" scenario ⚠️ The New York Times said it would "cripple the US economy" The uncomfortable question nobody is asking: If China moves this week, what exactly does America do with zero available military units and oil at $100? This is the most dangerous geopolitical window since 2003. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨

@JEFETRADES Its pretty simple. x.com/molancell2/sta…

THIS IS LOOKING NASTY ⚠️ $TSLA Just closed the week UNDER the 200ma, this is a top watch for downside. Nearly $10 until the NEXT Support but after that its another $15 of potential downside. The setup is CLEAR, do we break below $384 this week👇

@smdcapital “I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed to us.” x.com/molancell2/sta…

@MolAnCell2 give us a prayer lil bro

$TSLA Weekly BX-Trender is on track to print its first Higher Low after 11 consecutive weeks of negative histogram (pending Friday's candle closure). This is rare. I backtested every instance of 8+ week negative streaks followed by the first HL (22 occurrences in 10 years): 📊 Forward Returns: 1 week → 59% win | avg +0.7% | med +1.4% 2 week → 55% win | avg +2.8% | med +1.9% 4 week → 73% win | avg +5.9% | med +6.5% 8 week → 73% win | avg +7.0% | med +7.2% 13 week → 68% win | avg +8.7% | med +10.9% The edge builds over time. 4-13 weeks out: 68-73% win rate. Best comps (10+ week streaks): • Jan 2023 (12wk): +67.8% in 4w, +39.9% in 8w • Apr 2025 (16wk): +31.4% in 4w, +24.1% in 8w • Mar 2022 (10wk): +16.3% in 1w, +23.6% in 2w • May 2018 (10wk): +11.0% in 1w, +25.6% in 2w Worst comps: • Apr 2019 (12wk): -21.7% in 8w • Nov 2022 (12wk): -37.4% in 4w Short-term is a coin flip. But 4-8 weeks out, the first HL after an extended negative BXT streak has been one of the most reliable swing setups for TSLA. Not to mention, bullish cross on SMI begins next week.

This is the MOST MANIPULATED market in stock market history.

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@bnazar_17 @OpenAI Yea, images are coming out horrible.

Is @OpenAI ChatGPT Agent Mode broken for anyone else? Mine stays stuck on “thinking/setting up my desktop” forever. Plus subscriber. Web + iOS both failing. Tried all fixes. Am I the only one? 👀

“Tell them the war will last 4 days.” “Now tell them 5 weeks.” “Good, now say at least until September.” “Great, now say it’s very complete.” “Now tell them it’s also just beginning.”

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@ronjonbSaaS Dont be fooled. Yes $TSLA can jump +25% but not before drooping 20% 😂

Don’t be fooled by this $TSLA chart 📈 Any day and I mean any day in the coming months $TSLA can jump +25% and get to $500 I can see that happening ☝️ Don’t sell your $TSLA shares ☝️

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$TSLA just Drop alrready!, I am fucking tired of bull trap recoveries, is so fucking anoying! 🤬

@JefeUrbano Its the decoy phone

La chica representa a toda la hinchada de BSC hoy... Ya nada nos puede joder la vida más que ver a esos 11 granjeros jugando para atrás.

『絵画封印』 いや、お前はそもそもカードゲームのキャラクターだろ(笑)

@msezng Run down?

$TSLA could get some run next week, but likely be a bull trap if it does.