Katherine Pierce

My first tweet back, and it’s toward @BloomingCherub... maid of honour shopping? I’ve got Stefan’s credit card and Damon’s car. Vroom, vroom.

Is it wrong to be this in love with yourself?

I need to find a good distraction and I’m going to have to do this the old fashioned way. ( Heart this for something wicked, retweet it for something more creative )

And so, the kitten caught the cream. . .

They renowned for being a let down.

It feels like a crimson and sin day.

@elenaGilbertdop Saddle up.

You all know what day it is─ skip church and come spend your afternoon with the devil.

On the prowl for storytellers. You know where to find me, saints and sinners.

@StaunchAegis @BloomingCherub Shh now, Steffy.

Hi baby, @BloomingCherub.

It's been a while, lovers and losers.

You know the drill.

Come out from the shadows, little prodigies. This werecat wants to play.

Attention: If you see this, you are lawfully obligated to drop a gif of what your muse would be doing to mine or what you want my muse to do to yours. Note; I’ll break your legs if it entails anything other than cocktails.

@AmicableTorment I knew you were always jealous of my hair, peroxide.

@Tigerlilla Who cares? It’ll end up red anyway.

@originofcursed You lost count? Silly goose, was your brainwaves clogged by the count of your own sheep? Caroline? Or Elena... or Rebekah? Or me?... or Valerie?

@Tigerlilla Maybe you can take a few lashes out on my belt and tell me if it does the job.

@SinsOfObsession There, there, buttercup. At least you’re rich enough to pay for therapy.