Ray Morgan

@calummcclurkin Haha, Very Good Calum 😂😂

Hope King Charles is making small talk with the President by showing him the late night snooker result; an Iranian bloke beating world No 1 Trump in the decider!

@Betgolfworld 😂😂😂 Bless !

Burnt the beef burgers on the bbq...informed the wife and she said 'is he not a golfer?'...salt in the wounds after this morning

@calummcclurkin Thanks pal. G/L this week, looking fwd to it.

@MoleBoard Flutter firms are the only ones offering multis on this markets I believe.

Masters specials: Couple of exotic dual forecasts involving Rahm, Schauffele, Young and Reed. Miss cut acca: Taylor, Bradley, Clark and Berger - 35/1 Schauffele (top 10), Fitzpatrick (top 20), Young (top 20), Reed (top 20/1) - 16/1. To win 3ball - Scott, Knapp and Young - 12/1.

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

@SmartGolfInfo Deffo a faulty club Mike. I Can remember having complete set like that, and the geezer in the pro shop refused to give me a refund !

@MoleBoard Bad weather here lately, so only a driving range thus far, Ray. Averaging 170yds so maybe equivalent to my 5-iron. However, there may be something wrong with the club as the ball mostly slices instead of going straight...

Two massive problems I need to address after this week's golf. Why did I invest so much money on Tom Hoge? Which club gets sidelined so I can carry a 9-wood in my bag?

@SmartGolfInfo Been out for a knock with the 9 wood yet Mike ?

@MoleBoard Thx Ray, I've been trying to work out whether 4-iron or 5-iron... Will ditch the 4

@Betgolfworld Great story, love it. How long did your Powers acc. last after that ? 🤣

With the advent of all the betting bullshit on this app, in particular these viral fake racing tipsters, it can pay to be humble, take your wins and your losses, help some along the way and tell a story or two about the best days. This was one of the best...

A little punting story I thought I'd share now that I can a few years after the event. Never wanted to reveal at the time so I could hide my identity in the shops I got on etc. A few years ago Tiger to shoot exactly 73-72 days 1&2 at the Masters. I made both around 8s pokes...

@SBIdotcom If I were Lewi, I’d be looking to stay at the trust permanently, after watching @Channel4 #DirtyBusiness 🫣🤮

In Otter news Lewi (well he was from the River Lew) has settled in at the Trust and has put on 23g in just 24 hours

@Mikedq Next weeks ‘Old Firm’ fixture will surely take one of them out of the equation - maybe both Mike

Some joy for the Jam Tarts today. Celtic has players sent off. They lose at home and Rangers can only draw at the bottom side. Hearts go slight favourite for the title. Broken Hearts (partially) mended.

Blimey ! That was impressive. #ConHill

@JinksMarmaduke Be interested to see last years please

If anyone new would like to see last years, let me know and I’ll send next week.

It’s that time of the year again. Cheltenham sheets with speed figs, comments, tissue & all the annual nonsense are being prepped. As every year, ante post sheets for the G1s go out end of Feb with the full sheets at final decs stage. £20 as every year. Any ques, just shout.

@SBIdotcom 100%

People slate this song but sorry in the history of mental health it really is the most important one ever written and sung youtube.com/watch?v=NLlOeG…

@sam_golf Well that put the mockers on him Sam 🤦‍♂️

There is an absolute killer lurking on the Phoenix Open leaderboard. His name is Brian Campbell.

@JonathanPieNews Yup, as anticipated, well pissed off. Words fail me at Trumps response. Dignity isn’t his strongest point.

Trump's skin is thinner than a paper straw halfway through a McDonald's milkshake.

This will piss Trump off ! 👍

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So the people who governed the country for the last 20 years now say the country has gone to pot due to them But if you vote for them now (under a new rosette) theyll fix the things they did wrong by doing the same things again, just a more radical version I think I understand.

Ah - Courtesy of Google. Final Round Penalty: Puig shot a 3-over 75 in the final round, which included a two-shot penalty for grounding his club in a bunker on the 18th hole.

DP World Tour site showing Puig taking a seven on final hole. Anyone able to clarify please. Shot tracker shows in the hole for par 5, then subsequent penalty strokes, knocking him down to tied seventh. #Dubai #Confused