Molly Ringwald

@MrJonCryer I think maybe his union dues are a little steep considering all those lawyer fees.

I’m pretty sure you don’t “resign” your union membership.

@legroff I will SO be your date.

Woke up missing opera desperately. When all this is over, I cannot wait to sit in an uncomfortable velveteen chair, choking on other people’s perfume, while a soprano sings so forcefully she drives everything out of my brain but the autonomic functions.

@MrJonCryer 😂I claim your Duckie dance moves. And your 2 1/2 men residuals. And your Rap battle trophy . (Oh wait, I got that.😜)

I hereby claim Molly Ringwald in 1986.

@JulianFlei Evidently laws don't apply to elected criminals. For now..

Exactly how much damage is a president allowed to do to us before he gets hauled out of the fucking White House?

@Dagword Happy birthday gorgeous!

I am so ready for this.

@thekrissychula SO GOOD!!!

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@RhettReese Kevin Spacey?

Why all the residual disdain for ‘American Beauty?’ I still consider it one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. What sort of criticisms are levied against it?

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It's Miranda kinda day! ⁦@Lin_Manuel⁩ ⁦@GuisinLaPlacita⁩

PS: The story I read on @parisreview podcast is by @maryterrier Beautiful.

Check out the new season of The Paris Review Podcast! This story slayed me. Plus, the incredible Toni Morrison (who I happen to share a birthday with) and @alexdimitrov poetry! @parisreview

@AGoldmund 😂