Molli

Taylor swift would make such bangers if she wasnt such a virgin loser

Im self taught in womens studies

My gf calls me "lovey" which is cute but i feel bad for calling her "fart machine" when we started dating😭

Weaponized incontinence

Lost my girlfriend in the used book store

Love my life rn

Not liking/ not understanding the barbie movie is such a red flag for me.

There is NOTHING i hate more tham commercials. Top of the list. They dont make any sense. What the hell am i looking at.

People will quietly tell you how they wish to be loved if youre paying attention

I got added into a random family group chat and need a good pickup line to seduce the mom

Rock climing is fun unless your sensory issues forbid you from touching chalk

📍Rock (inventory full)

Omg you know my dad? Mumford? Im his son bro

I live for spotify wrapped🩷

@jonbellion EVERY YEAR LETS GOOOOOOOOOO🩷🩵💟🥰💪💯🗣

Introduced my gf to "animals" by nickelback last night lol

Boyfriend in the streets, girlfriend in the sheets

Thinking about canceling my netflix but then how would i watch blue eye samurai? In Mizu we trust🙏🩷

Love seeing the popular people from high school having the most sad beige bitch life

"Youd have some sex appeal if youd quit being such a freak"