Susan Heffley

@FranklinHeffley My plan worked perfectly...... alhamdulillah 🕋

Susan's cooking is so ass that the kids and I have converted to Islam to avoid porkchop night

@DisgruntledSith Hi Darth Vader

Does anyone have more videos of amazing Chinese technology? If so, please send them my way!

Chinese technology is AMAZING!

@Mr_Banana_Man_1 How exactly is one-day blinding stew supposed to help my son tidy up, smart guy?

I am sick and tired of coming home from being milked hours on end to find my son Greg rotting in his DISGUSTING room, no matter how many times I tell him to tidy it up. How do I motivate my children to keep their spaces clean?????

@JohnstonGMill Get a job bro Indeed.com

I know you see this godfrey

@SneezersMcGeeze open.spotify.com/track/4Wjhj0Wj…

Hey guys. Susan heffley admin here. Sorry for the lack of posts, I caught my baby mama putting hot coins on our son and have been going through an extensive legal process due to the situation. More classic Susan tweets coming soon!

DM me @HalieyWelchX I can help you out of this mess

@SneezersMcGeeze @BasharalAssad x.com/i/grok/share/V…

.@BasharAlAssad Thanks for being a fan!

@GregHouse1235 FREE ME FROM THIS WALL!!!!

Hey thats oomf.

@SneezersMcGeeze x.com/i/grok/share/K…

Rodrick

@CyberLP1024 Nope

@GregHouse1235 Hey babe ❤️

Now the proud mutual of Susan Heffley.

@SneezersMcGeeze Pee

@SneezersMcGeeze Poop