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菠菜是好物~

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/alfred "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/carolina In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/tracie

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you bitly.xaijo.com/georgina

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. googl.adultgalls.com/nita

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. googl.adultgalls.com/lynnette

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/lucy

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/dean Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/peggy

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/celia "So, is there a MRS. A-Z?" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/carmela If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people.

I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/alberta

shorturl.xaijo.com/june I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first.

bitly.xaijo.com/nadia I'm so happy I'm not as cool as you. Because then I'd be a huge fucking asshole.

No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun. bitly.xaijo.com/ernestine

shorturl.xaijo.com/merle The perfect kiss and the perfect high five are indistinguishable emotionally.