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𝐀 [REDACTED] 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝.
𝐀𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 [REDACTED] 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬.
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𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐍𝐨.
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𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐍𝐨.
@Mon_For_Hire
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“Cute!? My! It’s still so frazzling to hear that!
You are rather cute aswell!”
Aima |#???@Teracharged
"I mean... you are cute... i don't find it surprising that people think you are attractive at all!"
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@OneUpbeatGirl Oh? Oh oh oh oh? We were…. Friends? Of course not! I don’t have friends! Nope, not one! I’m rather hated you see.
Maybe you… remember someone else?
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@Mon_For_Hire Yet, you forget people you have developed friendships and relationships with.. 💧
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I think I looked better in this type of fit ten years ago. Now I just feel awkward… 💧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀#FishnetsFriday
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@OneUpbeatGirl No need, I live to serve and it helps my function!
Besides, it feels nice. 𝒜 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁~
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@Mon_For_Hire Ah. I see… that’s . . . sad.
I’m sorry to hear that.
But thank you.
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𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐍𝐨. retweetledi
@OneUpbeatGirl Yes! On the regular infact.
Helps keeps thoughts in check! But nonetheless I think you look great ma’am.
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@Mon_For_Hire Ma’am.
Did your memory get wiped or something…
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𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐍𝐨. retweetledi
“I put my dick in that thing.
It fell off afterwards, totally worth it.”
𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐍𝐨.@Mon_For_Hire
“Oh my word, I hadn’t the slightest idea that people would find my crude body alluring! The amount of affection I’ve gotten is 𝒮𝒾𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔! Best part is, only one person has dissolved so far!”
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“Oh my word, I hadn’t the slightest idea that people would find my crude body alluring!
The amount of affection I’ve gotten is 𝒮𝒾𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔! Best part is, only one person has dissolved so far!”
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“Why of course! Can you not do that? Have you tried? I can try helping remove your arms.”
They seem to light up and their head flys back and fists where it should again as the begin to sway happily.
“Oh!? You’ll hire me as a guard!? So it’ll be like I’m your loyal knight?—
Aima |#???@Teracharged
"Ah..! Oh that's cool! Can you do that with all your limbs? Ah wait... I got a little distracted. I think it's quite broad for things you could do..." Nothing that comes to her mind right now... "But uhm... I can hire you as a bodyguard, and with the time you spend with me, —
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You can’t detach your body parts on a whim?
Well that’s inefficient.
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“Oh! Well that’s a shame, but I’ll do all sorts of work! Need a body guard!?”
It’s head seem to float away from the rest of the body up to the woman, just to get closer.
“Oh? What do you think I could do potential customer?”
Aima |#???@Teracharged
The it can sound like that while saying this type of stuff gives her a few goosebumps. "Umm... quite the opposite actually... sorry i don't need this type of service but... i'm sure you can do more than just that!"
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“Well! It’s part of the sale! People
Love sales.”
The creature leans forward, a wide grin on half its face, it speaks in a chipper almost innocent sounding tone.
“It’s what I’m good at, all I’m good at in fact… all I’m.. well! Want someone gone!?”
Aima |#???@Teracharged
Oh it's a dangerous one... "Isn't it... a bit too cheap? I mean... considering the type of work you are doing i would imagine a higher price for this..." She might be interested in learning a little more...
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@lee_the_bean @Bratty_Burgers “Of course! But I must warn you, it’s not safe to eat anything I touch, might accidentally be poisoned.
Or corrupted- but if you really want some I can get it! For the record.. you mean rest sleep correct?”
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@Mon_For_Hire @Bratty_Burgers …can I be put to sleep..
Do you include cookies and milk?
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“My, so many {𝓅𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈}~ Well! Do I have a deal for you!
For five poké dolalrs i will gladly “ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ” anyone you want. No strings attached!”
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“Well! I’m glad you asked 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒~ i actually mean many things!
I can actually put people to sleep, give them a good rest! No downsides.
but I mostly meant cold bloody ₥ɄⱤĐɆⱤ!
Oh, I can also deliver packages to them.”
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Aima |#???@Teracharged
"When you say put to sleep, what do you mean exactly by that?" A curious look from Aima, trying to identify what kind of Pokémon this might be...
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“Oh #%@$!! A friend!? Oh golly, I didn’t expect you to agree!”
The thing begins to jump up and down, clutching its green cap to its flat chest. Then, suddenly it spasms before suddenly it’s standing completely still with its hat suddenly back on.
“Your name friend?”
𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐲𝐠𝐨𝐧-𝐙@Virtual_Mon
“WOAH- hey uh.. glad you’re alive..? I guess..” she was just scratching her head.. before lighting up, all confusion lost at the offer. “Woah! Free corpse? Fuck yeah I’ll keep it! Five bucks and no only did I get a show I get to keep the body? Nice. Friends? Sure whatever.”
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After awhile a hand taps the short pokemons back and an identical missingNo. Is now behind her.
“Glad to have satisfied you Chérie! If you want you may keep the corpse! As a token of our new found friendship.”
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𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐲𝐠𝐨𝐧-𝐙@Virtual_Mon
She’d flinch before looking down and nudging the now laying down… what ever they are. “Ah, yo? You good mate? Damn. I didn’t think you’d do it. Cool, respect man.”
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@RockingDefender “For awhile! I’m actually in rather high demand in that role!
But I have to warn you! Many have developed bad side effects from being to close to me for long periods of time.
Sometimes it’s good, most times it bad. Could get a third arm!”
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@Mon_For_Hire "DEFINATELY NO MURDER.
Uhh...well...
Does that mean I could pay you to not murder me and be like a guard?"
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@RockingDefender “Untill im payed again! But yes.
You can pay me not to! Who would you like me not to {𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑}- I mean! Put to rest!”
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@Mon_For_Hire "Ah?
Well...for five dollars, could you..
Not put someone to sleep-?"
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The strange creature would squat down, taking its time to count every coin before handing back any change.
“No need madame! I only take what is agreed!”
With a chipper tone and wide smile, the thing puts its finger to its own chin and BANG- it’s gone. Request fulfilled.
𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐲𝐠𝐨𝐧-𝐙@Virtual_Mon
“Aight, but I’ll be expecting a refund if you suck ass and don’t follow through like a bitch.” She just tosses a bunch of coins on the floor. “Keep that change yeah? I ain’t counting all that.”
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