Mona

So, this is a story that needs more attention. A man was shot by Phoenix Police after a false 911 call claimed there was audible abuse happening in his household. In reality, him and his wife were just playing Crash Bandicoot. It was the same day as his daughter's graduation.

@Setethadvises And Manuela?

@Setethadvises If the goddess doesn’t enjoy revealing clothing then why doesn’t the Archbishop have an issue with what professor a Byleth wears?

@HiveKnightSK //sure! Just send a dm

@HiveKnightSK //That’s lovely! What day is it?

@HiveKnightSK //Omg is your birthday coming up?

@Soldier_76_X @W4NNBE_HERO You are actually insane wtf? This wasn’t even the account they interacted with you on. And nothing about that screenshot is sexual

@W4NNBE_HERO @HiveKnightSK No problem Reize 😊

double time: @Mona0fShadows, @HiveKnightSK, you two are some of the sweetest people I've ever met wtf, seriously thank you for being so kind to me for all this time,

So, uh, stepping down from my role as the second best Reize parody, I'm just gonna do a smaller thank you and stuff due to me leaving the parody community. Truth be told, I was planning to leave ever since May, and I did for a short while, but people just asked me to come back-

rest in peace, @HatCollecter82. you will be missed.

@W1spy_M1ssy Probably because you aren’t a dark being. The enchantress and specter knight are able to harness the power of dark wisps, but not you

@Mona0fShadows Hm, I have seen Specty float and stuff, the dark wisp could be the cause. I don’t feel anything when C O N S U M I N G a dark wisp.

I decided to pay Mona a visit!! (Untag when replying.)

@W1spy_M1ssy Well, I suppose we can table your strange resistance to willful wisps. As for dark wisps, they seem to fuel the well of magic that darker being draw from to activate magical items and spells.

@Mona0fShadows No, I don’t think so. What about dark wisps?

@W1spy_M1ssy Have you *ever* felt the psychedelic effect?

@Mona0fShadows ...I thought I was simply immuned to the effects of wisps.

@W1spy_M1ssy That’s interesting, if not concerning. Undead creatures are empowered, living ones are affected in the aforementioned way, but if you dint feel either, perhaps you exist in a state between true life and true undeath...

@Mona0fShadows I feel no effect if I consume a willful wisp.

@W1spy_M1ssy ...which effect do you feel, Missy?

@Mona0fShadows Huh, that’s why others keep saying wisps are bad.

@W1spy_M1ssy Hmm, according to my testing, willful wisps give energy to creatures fueled by necromantic magic, while it twists the minds of others, creating an almost psychedelic effect...

@W1spy_M1ssy Alright! Just give me one moment...

@W1spy_M1ssy No, but you keep them in a giant vat, I figured you at least did a little alchemy

@Mona0fShadows Nice! Thanks Mona! Also, wisp vendors are considered alchemists?

@W1spy_M1ssy If course! Although I had assumed you were something of an alchemist yourself, considering the equipment you work with

@Mona0fShadows Oh! Oh! Can I watch along with you?! I never seen a science experiment for myself!

@W1spy_M1ssy They all look very... moody. But I’ll do what I can to produce results!

@Mona0fShadows Alrighty! Here you go, Mona!

@W1spy_M1ssy Hmm... perhaps one of each. If the red can be repurposed to bring out explosive qualities, the others may yield similar breakthroughs upon further analysis

@Mona0fShadows Sure thing! Which wisp? Willful, dark or red?