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@MonaBologne

In my shitpost era

Victoria BC, Canada Katılım Kasım 2009
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I’m not here for marketing. It’s just that I’ve been on Twitter since 2009 and refuse to miss this 🍿
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Arg, I’m so easily influenced! But there are no losers here cause my Stanley tumbler has me drinking 80 oz of water a day for the first time in my life. Feels great! Who knew
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You guys always liked my cooking hacks, so here’s one: did you know you can peel a hard boiled egg with a teaspoon? Crack it against a hard surface, get a lil spoon under the shell, and peel away. Makes it super easy
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Probably the most lasting effect of my 15 yrs of full service sw, has been conformity. I got pretty good at fitting in. It was profitable. And now… I’m like, am I even the weird girl anymore? Who am I?
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Brothels come and go, but sex work is forever (Having complicated feelings about SU closing)
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My dog’s primary love languages are physical touch (always has his head or his paw on me), words of affirmation (good boy!), and gifts (treats)
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I love watching my pets (who love each other) try and fail to communicate. The dog will sniff the cats butt, the cat is offended. The cat slow blinks at the dog, the dog will never ever understand
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@curvesgonewild Up at 6, half hour of yoga (which I have to force myself to do but it srsly is so good for starting the day off right), quick shower, then coffee and breakfast while I write in my journal. No checking my phone until this routine is complete. It works!
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Controversial opinion, s’mores edition: marshmallows are sweet enough. We don’t need to bring chocolate and cookies into it
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Every day, in every way, YouTube ads are getting worse
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I used to be a sexy outlaw. Now I wear the same pair of sweatpants every day and have 47 hours a week to accomplish literally everything for my own life. Take it from me, don’t go vanilla
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@ingodwetryst I’m changing my working name to Kate Wood 😂
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@RebeccaMadison_ I feel extremely fulfilled by my “not a relationship” which is why I’m still in it I guess
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Heat waves are for wearing summer dresses, or nothing at all
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@EmmyStClaire Well it might get ME in trouble 😈
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@Lux907Lux Yeah, I get it. I’m the ornery one 😅
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