Alexis Elliott

Liberals are actually blaming voters from the 2016 election for not electing Clinton instead of pressuring the Democratic Party that is currently in complete control of government. They could enshrine abortion rights into law any day if they wanted.

Thought B said, "I'm practicing murdering," she really said, "play Freddie Mercury"

I think I'm okay with death and then I realize either Jonathan or I are going to be alone and it's too much.

@BergyDownstairs I'm just now getting to the age of half of the people I hung out with at 18/19 and I truly don't understand the allure... I have to work too much and I don't even have a job 😂

Overheard from the living room... mommy loves ME so much. 😂😂

It's very uncomfortable to have diarrhea while there are carpet installers in your house.

i need to go to the gym but i waited too long and now i need another meal but i have no food in the house because i was gonna go to the grocery store after the gym. life is pretty much impossible

Got a tik Tok, I think I forgot what Twitter is 😂

My best advice for new attorneys and law students is that you do not have to be an asshole to practice law. You can be a good person who treats colleagues/opposing counsel with respect and still be an excellent advocate for your clients.

I just really couldn't imagine ever being uncomfortable that my children saw gay people show affection. I love any time they see healthy expressions at home or in public. Grateful for a village changing how our kids see the world.

@nah_Kay_laa Across the street from the fiserv!

@BergyDownstairs Literally our only criteria for our house when we move to mke is must be within 15 minutes during rush hour of jonny's office.

@kaceycamp_bell No, it just makes you unavailable 😂 Love you

Told my gma I have therapy at 10 and she was very concerned and was like, anything you need my help for? And I said no, I'm just taking care of my brain and she goes, that's the best! Good for you! 🥰

Pandemic got me so awkward that now I'm back in the gym I want to walk up to everyone and give them unique and specific compliments 😂

Re-entry is HARD. Much appreciation to all who support returning survivors in any way you can. Let's do all we can to make sure that when folks return, it is to real choice and better conditions than those from which they were criminalized.

Missionaries are also colonizers.