Monarey Elaine Martinez

People pleasing isn’t just some low self esteem shit. It’s also a form of manipulation. Some people do it to get ahead, some use it as an substitution for an apology, and others use it as a way to to build credit for favors. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE YALL #manipulation #realtalk

When you’re staying at a friends place, and they have all the streaming services INCLUDING Disney+…MA’AM The physical wave of “everything’s gonna be alright” I just felt moving down my spine, is the moment I knew I’m no longer a fun person. #disney #crack #movies

Rejection is a direction.

One of the best lineups of my career so far - don't miss out on this @hardlemonadela show - it's @danpaustian birthday! #Comedy @JeffDye @kurtmetzger @MonareyM @SirDarioBennett @glittercheese

@vicgemp Black out from anxiety - Hit a pedestrian — come back to reality - it happens- we’re trying our best !

@MonareyM or go into an existential crisis and lose vision for .8 seconds than snap back

Sometimes the stress works you up so much that you might actually take a few mins to relax.

Sometimes you have to cut people off not bc they did anything wrong, but simply bc they’re not “it”

Watching imposters riding the unstable waves of trends and witnessing the purity of their ignorance is actually very peaceful.

If we see the same evil, and I call it out and you don’t back me up, and you coward out. Thats ok be on your journey but our paths separate - starting this day. #947

If they had the opportunity to step up or step in, and they didn’t …that’s the character you’re always going to have to deal with. Cut your dead weight now.

If someone fails a driving test they lose access to the roads. If someone continually fails to meet your needs, they should lose access to you too.

If you set a standard you better be able to clear the bar yourself. It’s selfish to want what you can’t even give. #Hypocrisy #standards #falseking

People will trash your character just to justify their shitty behavior. #denial #realtalk

Don’t go down in the swamps to tell a MFER they’re dirty.

That moment when a fake ass person is going through their repertoire of tactics to get you to like them….and you’re like sorry darling it’s still a NO for me.

All my life I’ve dreamed about being rich and successful and hiring multiple young studs that I boss around and say shit like “Brad mind your god damn business or you won’t be joining us for lunch!”

Whenever I see some bad shit happen to the person I don’t fuck with, I’m like okay finally, God and I are on the same page again. #ingodItrust #petty #revenge

SAN DIEGO all weekend w one of my favs @MonareyM at @americancomco Give her a FOLLOW! Hilarious comic.

@kurtmetzger This is giving me deja vu

WTF THEY STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!!

The peace you seek is actually death. So why don’t you relax a little, and just live.