MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN

@B0NGTH3R1PP3R Scritch scritch :3

As a genetic freak transgender I love watching wemby because of his biological advantage over his fellow competitors

Crying before doing an important call so I sound all breathy and submissive talking about health insurance

CELTICS LOST A 3-1 LEAD LMAOOOOOOO

Cycling thru a million old carts and finding one with juice still

this pistons performance...

Bro just fucking yawn already stop looking at me

Kevin Durant career ever since he decided to independently ring chase (He has destroyed three franchises)

I wish I could extend this sentence without ending and starting another one! The helpful comma:

I’m so sorry cigarette enjoyers but opening a new geek bar acting like a viltrumite sticking my fingers through the mouth and ripping its head off is the most satisfying shit ever

Majority of ppl at msg thinking “are they not playing Trae tonight?” #Goknicks

That new homelander scene with Madelyn is what I do with my makima tulpa I was in awe is that not normal

Battle beast heading to viltrum

king halo 2HK

Top three ppl to die in a trench

Double header 14/14/14? 🤔

Pizza movie was good?

Mejiro bright is #cutes