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@thebiharoffice Main apna story bta skta hu jab jee ki preparation kar rha vision classes i was in a batch of top 30 and I ended up in dtu but when I went to college I find most have fucked two years of preparation then they went dtu,patna mein qualify karne ko padhte they wo rank lane ke liye

पटना में पढ़ने वाले बच्चों का रिजल्ट बहुत कम क्यों होता है? ये लोग पढ़ाई कम और दिखावटी ज्यादा करते हैं। कोचिंग से आते हैं और सीधे NIT घाट पहुँच जाते हैं। वहाँ बैठकर हवाबाजी करते हैं।

@IndexBihar Jab bihar police Hilux mil rhi hai to ye to phir bhi rate tourist hai 😂😂

Valmiki Tiger Reserve (VTR), Bihar upgrades its safari fleet with Isuzu V-Cross & Toyota Hilux 😳 A rare move, hardly any wildlife parks in India use these pickup trucks for safaris. Interesting shift towards more rugged, high-performance safari vehicles.

9 lakh to service centre mein pade honge 1 lakh road par chal rhi hai 😂😂

@LoverZalmi13717 @Iam_Rohit_G Kal tak vedio bna mafi bhi mangega aur coward nahi hai lawde kitni Gand mein dum gando afgani se to lda nahi ja indian se ladoge

@Vishu___99 @LoverZalmi13717 @Iam_Rohit_G Bro u cannot believe what has been thaught in their history genocide of Bangladesh was done by muktibahni and not pakistani punjabi army 😂😂

@LoverZalmi13717 @Moneyaddicted01 @Iam_Rohit_G Bhai desh k 2 tukde kardie , 94k gaand k chhed dekh lie , 11 bases uda die!! Ab Kya dna reports dekh k hi manega k hum tere abbu h !! Roz tera amma ki lete h , tera baap humko dekh kar hilaata h , teri bhn ungl krti h🤮🤮

He is Naseem Shah, He is an Imran Khan Fan since Childhood. After the 2023 World Cup Naseem Shah was injured and needed a Surgery and Rehab in London. Due to his closeness to Imran Khan, PCB asked him to visit London on his own expenses. Naseem due to lack of money had to operate himself in Islamabad. Today Naseem's anger against the Current Regime and PCB Chief was finally seen. While Crowds are banned from attending PSL, Daughter of Nawaz Shariff was enjoying PSL. Naseem angrily Wrote "Why is she treated like the queen at lords?" But he was forced to delete the tweet and now faces a permanent ban from the Pak Cricket Team!!

@IndexBihar Ultratech is operational in shahjahanpur village near patna since 2012 u cannot live migration of labour to other states have almost reduced to 10 percent in our area because due to ultratech many small factory are opening since then due to connectivity they had build for self

JK Cement plant in Buxar has started production: • ~30 lakh tonnes annual capacity • ~2000 jobs in first phase • ₹500+ crore investment Earlier, ~95% cement was imported from other states.

@waleedhuyaar07 Porki indian ki kam chata kar aukat pta chal 6 likes 😂😂

Like if you hate this propaganda sh!t.

@Iam_Rohit_G Naseem Shah is not a coward like the Indians; he is a soldier of Imran Khan. Why would he delete a post, you liars?

@iits_MuBii @PK_YADAV2611 @was_abdd Ye maulama to Rahane se jarur bda hoga btw Rahane is 35-36 max

@PK_YADAV2611 @was_abdd Tu bhai 10 k 10 tu nhi khelyn gy apky b Ya in 9 ko khelana sath m Ya ak ak saal k lia captain bnana That's just for the representation and fun. For preparing Captain we have the domestic circle

In IPL, you won’t see proven players and WC winners like Rohit Sharma & Virat Kohli captaining their sides for the last few years because they have no future in T20 cricket. But in PSL, instead of giving an opportunity for leadership to groom any youngster for PCT you’ll see proven T20 failures like Babar Azam and Rizwan who have no future in T20 cricket ahead being handed lifetime contracts and they will only lead their franchises. This is the reason why Pakistan is so far behind Indian cricket in the T20 format.

@Novokn1 @SachinKuma13660 @infodexx Wo to nahi ban paya lekin tu bta nalasupara ka ambani ban gya kya tu thakre ki jhat

@SachinKuma13660 @infodexx Abe chutye of bimaru land.. 35 k pe tu Jeff Bezos ban gaya?? ... Lol 😂 😜 Tere bimaru state me ja ke job kr..

Average Monthly Salary of Indians 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 Uttar Pradesh — ₹20,730 🇮🇳 West Bengal — ₹20,210 🇮🇳 Maharashtra — ₹20,110 🇮🇳 Bihar — ₹19,960 🇮🇳 Rajasthan — ₹19,740 🇮🇳 Madhya Pradesh — ₹19,740 🇮🇳 Tamil Nadu — ₹19,600 🇮🇳 Karnataka — ₹19,150 🇮🇳 Gujarat — ₹18,880 🇮🇳 Odisha — ₹18,790 🇮🇳 Kerala — ₹18,290 🇮🇳 Telangana — ₹18,520 🇮🇳 Andhra Pradesh — ₹18,520 🇮🇳 Punjab — ₹18,120 🇮🇳 Assam — ₹17,860 🇮🇳 Jharkhand — ₹17,570 🇮🇳 Haryana — ₹17,330 🇮🇳 Uttarakhand — ₹17,140 🇮🇳 Delhi — ₹17,100 🇮🇳 Jammu & Kashmir — ₹17,010 🇮🇳 Tripura — ₹16,760 🇮🇳 Himachal Pradesh — ₹16,640 🇮🇳 Manipur — ₹16,420 🇮🇳 Meghalaya — ₹16,260 🇮🇳 Nagaland — ₹16,120 🇮🇳 Goa — ₹15,540 🇮🇳 Puducherry — ₹15,620 🇮🇳 Arunachal Pradesh — ₹15,590 🇮🇳 Mizoram — ₹15,390 🇮🇳 Sikkim — ₹15,130 🇮🇳 Chandigarh — ₹14,940 🇮🇳 Dadra & Nagar Haveli — ₹14,630 🇮🇳 Daman & Diu — ₹14,290 🇮🇳 Andaman & Nicobar — ₹14,350 🇮🇳 Lakshadweep — ₹14,260 🇮🇳 Chhattisgarh — NA 🇮🇳 Ladakh — NA Source: ClearTax (Data as of 28 April 2025)

@sarthak_73q @Novokn1 @infodexx Nowdays upbelt and bokachodas have started trolling us ,pahle delhi mumbai tn bale kam they

@Novokn1 @infodexx STFU South kanglu Come out from your home and watch the world

@Novokn1 @infodexx Tum bkl ko apni problem apni kitni hai wo nhi hai bhai jis bhi state ke ho apna dekh lo hum apna dekh rhe hai agar bihari kahi bhi hoga ache paisa kma rha hoga main apne friend mostly delhi mein gov + corporate employee hai sabki average salary 1 lakh hogi

@infodexx Wrong survey. Bimaru states can't afford a good 2 times meal and they have highest salary!! It's total BS.

@Live_Cities Ghus lene ka nya tarika bhai tumlog ke pass salary Dene ko paisa nhi isliye chacha ji ko kursi chorni pdi

बिहार में शहरी विकास को नई दिशा देने की तैयारी तेज हो गई है. राज्य के 43 प्रमुख शहरों में एक साल के भीतर मास्टरप्लान लागू करने की योजना है, जिससे अब बिना नक्शा पास कराए मकान बनाना संभव नहीं होगा. इसके साथ ही छह महीने में 23 नागरिक सेवाओं को ऑनलाइन करने का लक्ष्य भी रखा गया है, जो शहरी प्रशासन को अधिक पारदर्शी और सुविधाजनक बनाएगा. #VijayKumarSinha #BiharLandSurvey #BiharNews #Bihar #LiveCities

@Prajjjju18 @chalkalaana Sab uske baap ka hi hai kahi bhi jaye dekhna kon rokne bala hai dono ko support karenge btw rcb is the first team they are owning first time apasrty from this they always been a sponsor of any team so whole family will definitely support rcb

@chalkalaana She isn’t the owner of any team. She’s a principal partner representing Birla Estates. Earlier she was associated with RCB as well. Now Her brother is one of the co owners of RCB

The actual question is whom will Ananya Birla support, GT or RCB?

@venom1s Deepak bhaiya to chutiya they chinki ka background pta karna chahiye tha and secondly Deepak bhaiya ne dba ka dowry liya hoga 😂😂

Let's say there's a 20 year old girl called Chinki. Chinki has sex with her chapri boyfriend for 5 years. 2–3 body count. Unemployed. Later, at 25, she marries a 30 year old government job guy, Deepak, for his money. She's not attracted to him. He can't give her time. She files a marital rape case, cheats on him, files fake cases, and takes alimony. What was the fault of Deepak? He studied hard for years to get settled, and he got a high body count girl. She doesn't want to cook or do chores. She isn't attracted to him, so she doesn't want to have sex. Deepak lost. Chinki won. This is why never marry a girl with a past. Deepak should marry a 19–20 year old virgin girl who actually wants to be a housewife and takes care of the family.

@onepea_pea @nawabasadjutt @trahmanbnp Pakistan mein bhi kafi unknown gunman ghum rhe hai 😂😂

@nawabasadjutt @trahmanbnp I believe it wasn't truly him. The man is just trying to save his family lineage whilst being surrounded by RAW agents. After all, political assasination by RAW agents in BD is very common.

March 25, 1971 is observed as Genocide Day. On the occasion of Genocide Day, 1 pay my deepest respect to all the martyrs. In the history of freedom-loving Bangladesh, 25 March 1971 remains one of the most disgraceful and brutal days. On that dark night, the Pakistani occupation forces carried out one of the most heinous genocides in history against the unarmed people of Bangladesh in the name of 'Operation Searchlight". They indiscriminately opened fire on teachers, intellectuals and innocent civilians at various places, including Dhaka University, Pilkhana and Rajarbāgh Police Lines, killing many people. The genocide of 25 March was a pre-planned massacre. Why this organised killing spree could not be resisted remains a matter of historical research regarding the visible role of the political leadership of that time. However, on the night of 25 March, the 8th East Bengal Regiment in Chattogram formally initiated armed resistance against the genocide by declaring 'We Revolt'. Through this resistance to genocide, the long nine-month armed Liberation War began. To convey the value and significance of independence to the present and future generations, it is essential to know about the genocide of 25 March as well. Let us all strive to honour the sacrifices of the martyrs by establishing in the state and society the spirit of the great Liberation War - equality, human dignity and social justice. Let us work together to build a just, developed, prosperous, self-reliant and democratic Bangladesh. I pray to the Almighty Allah to grant forgiveness and eternal peace to the departed souls of all the martyrs. On the occasion of Genocide Day on 25 March. I wish every success to all the programmes organised to observe the day.

@gemsofbabus_ @khurpenchh Currently I am also figuring what to do other than engineering 😂😂

Interesting details about @khurpenchh: > Run by two childhood friends from Kanpur. > Both are engineers, but now handle their family businesses. Engineers really do everything except engineering. 😭🤣 > Currently based in Lucknow, UP.

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@gharkekalesh Kalesh at Engifest Dtu x.com/i/status/20363…

Bride Pulls Groom Off Wedding Stage💀

@gharkekalesh @gharkekalesh

Fight at Engifest 2026 Dtu #Dtu