Monkey Takes
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Monkey Takes
@MonkeyTakes
Loved the Game of Thrones finale. Diamond StarCraft player. Losing money with crypto. Low IQ takes, broken Engrish, verified monkey.🏴🏳️🌈🏴☠️



Which bands have success and cultural relevance that is incomprehensible to you?

JUST IN: Big Short investor Michael Burry says stock market is "minutes" away from a "bloody" crash.


@Cernovich MAIDs will be brought to the US because there will be a lot of men and women with no families just cats. "No one to help you in your 70s, no worries have you considered..."


Her name was Saga Forsgren Elneborg, a 20-year-old Swedish girl of Thai origin, seven months pregnant. She was murdered by her boyfriend, Somali asylum seeker Mohamedamin Abdirisek Ibrahim, a Muslim. He strangled her, killing both her and their unborn baby. The reason? His Muslim mother did not approve of him dating a “white” girl from a different culture. According to the prosecutor, he was raised to believe that dating a white woman was simply not acceptable for him. After his arrest, the killer showed zero remorse, he was laughing and casually chatting with police as if nothing had happened.

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT

*OPENAI MISSED '25 REV TARGET FOR CHATGPT: WSJ *OPENAI MISSED GOAL OF REACHING 1B WEEKLY USERS BY 2025-END: WSJ No worries, they only have $1.5 trillion in spending commitments


U.S. GOVERNMENT CANCER DATA JUST DROPPED Overall cancers in those under 50 JUMPED 6.4% from 2021 to 2023 during mass mRNA uptake. BRAIN TUMORS: +19.5% COLON/RECTAL CANCER: +19.4% SMALL INTESTINE CANCER: +15.5% OVARIAN CANCER: +12.8% STOMACH CANCER: +7.3% BREAST CANCER: +3.6%

AI weather bot turned $240 → $82K on Polymarket weather markets trained my agent, based on bot 2K trades, to build it from scratch installed it on VPS, plugged weather API + Opus 4.7 & gave it Polymarket acc in 2 days he found 2x - 400% ROI trades run your agent in 5 steps: • set up a VPS on Hetzner - $5.99 • plug weather API on {visualcrossing} - free • run Hermes agent using one-liner code - free • connect TG bot + Opus 4.7 • promt {weather trading logic} from article to agent hermes is a self-trained agent, it needs enough trades {50-100} to build the best trading setup start small {$2-$3} limit per trade across 20 weather markets, and let the agent do the rest bot used for traning: @automatedAItradingbot?via=following" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@automatedAItr…
my agent: @hermesweather?via=following" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@hermesweather… In 2 days, the bot already made 2 trades with +400% ROI and keeps improving quality of trading

This is ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 1:00 PM: "We are going to block Strait of Hormuz." 🇨🇳China at 1:10 PM: "We have trade agreements with 🇮🇷 Iran and strictly WARN Trump not to interfere in our affairs. The Hormuz will always remain open to China."🔥 ABSOLUTE BELT TREATMENT 🔥










