Monkey for FIFA

Took me 4.5 years, but just realised this account still exists... Well, Sepp's gone - so there's that, the new guy is 0,75% less messed up and AW's gone as well. Monkey had nothing to do with any of that, ("officially") You know, Monkey no see, Monkey no hear, Monkey no speak...

@Princegunner11 Well, I guess every nation needs it's own Podolski....

@stevesmithDH You should contact these guys: youtube.com/watch?v=G5OxB7… With DH still growing, there might be a market for a signature line...

@EvaMcL3 we still have the other signings to cheer.... aww, wait, we're Arsenal

CONFIRMED!!! WE'LL PROBABLY KNOW VIRTUALLY NOTHING UNTIL 11:30pm

@olutayoobeisun that's almost 4 grand. Come on, let's loan some 8-year old striker!

@ArsenalMoh8 I'd include Gunnersaurus as well. Just by accident, he'd get something right. Or a chimp equipped with a green and a red button

Wenger plays dirty I see. Carpet bomb us with Jennifer Lawrence nudes as much as you want, we won't forget about the need for a striker!

@IndieAfc I shall try to beat that. Look what I got from my cousin's daughter:

@AmyLolaDS I'd take Hernandez without a second thought. If AW says that the world class strikers aren't doable budgetwise, then get Javier.

Wengers very own sense of humour. No CFs were available? What's next? We'd have liked to get more points today but there were none available

Wenger will go for his usual "defensively we were naive..." - no mate, transfer-wise YOU were naive.

Sanogo resembles a field crasher that forgot to take his clothes off. He's not technically part of the game.

I love how Sanchez fights, is all over the place & initiates attacks. Now if we only had a 1st class striker he could pass to...

btw Even though I'm a straight guy/woolly monkey, I must admit: Rambo's hair is simply magnificent... #respectthebandana #respectthehairdo

and the joy lasted 2 minutes

Sanchez keeps paying back his fee...

btw even though he plays for LFC, if Sterling were to get rid of his boyband-ish hairdo, I might really start to like the kid.

Seriously @ManUtd, if you keep playing utter shit throughout the season, it'll no longer be fun to take a piss at you. Go for 10th at least.

@mikesanz19 this is downright ridiculous! Try to see it the Bendtner-way mate. At least people are talking about you... #twittercanbeweird