Monkz

@Matt_Furie Lmfao

To be honest, I’ve gone really offline on twitter in the past few months and I’ll give you the reason: @nikitabier went on a rampage shadow banning and publicly just banning ct accounts. He doesn’t care if they are big or small. Point is @nikitabier needs to be stopped.

@bleb TOP BLEB

@Polymarket @grok is this true???!!

BREAKING: Trump says oil and gas prices could be lower by the midterms — “or maybe a little higher.”

@nikitabier Nikita, what’s the definition of a goyslop

Sorry guys, I’m stepping up to the big leagues now.

@wulfcryptox Give it to your son @Woolfie_Crypto he can take his girl to dinner now lmao

FCK IT Giving away $500 to 2 people who interact w this post and follow me ($250 each) (Winners in 48 hours) 🚨

@RonnieRiches Xvm was lit

I’ve given you some of the most legendary calls you’ve ever seen during my time as a KOL Just to name a few $HOOD $4M —> $120M $TRUST $1M —> $70M $XVM $1.5M —> $120M $RIZZMAS $2.5M —> $130M $SANTAHAT $1M —> $15M $BOT $3M —> $50M $MVRS $5M —> $80M $BOTIFY $10M —> $60M

@0xGroovy Bruh I have that same watch, 2025 but there’s diamonds in it. I’ll buy urs for 3k lmao that’s what ur pos is worth

Looking to sell this watch & throw it all back into the market. 2020 box + papers. Serious inquiries only please, DM for more information.

@alx @elonmusk It’s called- you are diddy.

@elonmusk It’s called data science

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

@ChillHouseSOL Yes

Chill Guy is a fat ugly pig.

@issathecooker I can get y it. No bullshit. Dm me

If anyone has a watch guy. I’m willing to pay a 5-8% fee if someone can secure me this watch, not a link. But I need to be able to actually buy it.

@FakeRosaParkXBT What the helly

In the spirit of April fools today, I decided I was going to play a fun little joke on my 300 pound wife. But it could not have gone any worse We never discuss the size topic in our relationship, for context I am 95 pounds and 5’9 and she is 5’3 and 300 pounds. I find her to be very attractive, despite the scent she often permeates the room with I decided today, I would throw a fake baby shower when she got back from work and the April fools joke would be that she was pregnant. Because she is a big woman She got back from work (she works at deloitte) and saw the group of pals in our 1 bedroom 400 sqft apartment congratulating her, bringing gifts and such and she collapsed instantly Turns out, my wife had actually been pregnant this entire time. And by entire time I mean our whole marriage, she had been incubating a child within her womb for nearly 4 years at the point. The poor child, who wasn’t mine, had obviously passed on some point prior to the first 9 months but had still been growing inside of my wife. That explained not only the weight but also the scent And leading up to today, she had been feeling very sickly, lacking energy, low appetite. I didn’t know up until today but that was would ultimately lead to her demise She was rushed to the hospital upon collapsing but could not be resuscitated. My April fool’s joke was the end of her life. I’m not sure I should be happy my fat wife is gone or sad that I lost my companion

I’m not a racist.

@KPsConviction Lemme in bruh

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@onchainrapist @MiracleBoy811 Lmao

@MiracleBoy811 pull down your pants and turn around let me see that butt

Honestly it’s an achievement to make a joke this unfunny

@Montreal Say nigga

@Monkz_crypto that's your journey, bro

You do not need grok. If you want the answers ask Montréal.