Mono

r/AmItheBinWeevil I've been skittering around my mulch pile all day, should I start building a nest?

It should not cost this much to get a ride home at night. What if we all payed for one big car that could seat a lot of people and we made them run on regular times across all hours.

Scouring through my old house computer is crazy, why did I make this little fucking thing.

I merrying it, I'm merring my Christmas so hard rn.

Every time an episode ends it lags on this fuckers cracka stare, fucking up a good song. Even in the rewatches he fucks you over.

Just fucked up homes spaghetti, feeling large and in charge.

I'm sorry elf

FUCKING ELF THAT I HATE HATE ELF ELF HATE HATE THAT ELF THREW ELF GRAB ELF FED ELF TO FERAL CAT HATE ELF DESTROY ELF NO ELF

Oh so polite, i guess you can have a little bit of boiling hot water.

Hello.

Darkness takes its hold.

This smells like Lynx Africa.

Hey have you got any waterchips, it's me the vault dweller from Fallout 1.

I've never heard a McDonald's wail in pain, the door alarm is the normal beeps but screeching, this place is terrifying. Lovely couple though, they looked like they were having a nice time.

60 times people asked if it was lupus and 60 times their feudal attempts were snuffed out. It isn't and never will be lupus. I'm gonna cure everyone in the world.

It's never lupus.

Today I saw a balloon.

I am pibble

Ethereal Doaks, he saw me, he knows.

THE HOES, THE HOES!