Nick

@Gosleepriya @bennybunga7

let's go, Delete one thing from earth If u can..

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I am choosing not to receive treatment for pancreatic cancer.

@AndreaBanks555 @nick_field90 Nah

Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom, Pete Buttigieg, Josh Shapiro and Mark Kelly all running in the moderate lane for the 2028 Democratic nomination?

I am not an "academic weapon." I do not "lock in." I get around to it when I feel like it, and I often do not feel like it.

I was based on ICarly

The internal machinations of my mind are an enigma

If I saw a cryptid or any creature of myth, I wouldn't tell anyone.

Hi

I would be a good wizard not a bad wizard

@HughGriffin2 I'm counting 8

Kind of crazy how Arrested Development had not one, not two but three of the best comedic performances of all time in their main cast

@kontrabana Shut the fuck up

it's rly funny how in your early 20s you just kind of assume things will work out for you and fall into place eventually and then you slowly realize they aren't going to

The most wild animal is us

One ,21 Guns lay down your arms Give up the fight You and i

Everyone knows he was sitting next to Plankton in this scene

I'm failing recess

Two things can be true at once: I can be right and you can be wrong

Could I have your Instagram password? I want to make an official statement.

@GovPressOffice SHUT UP

Smartest Republican President of the new millennium