Monstar

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Monstar

@Monstar_Man

Johannesburg, South Africa Katılım Temmuz 2011

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SENYO@Senyyo·23h

Okay clown, let’s breakdown the Messi “perfect” 10/10 rating , shall we? - Lost possession: 39x - Only 3 accurate crosses out of 12 attempts - Won only 12 duels out of 21 attempts - 9 successful dribbles out of 14 attempts - Got 1 yellow card - 0 Goals - 1 Assist Explain? 🤡

Rexzzy@AFC_Rexzzy

People still think G/A is the reason Messi gets good ratings every match.

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Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy·12h

“Water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. They are assets that should be included in global economic balance sheets.” This is not satire. The World Economic Forum wants to monetise breathing.

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Monstar@Monstar_Man·10h

Yoh

unfeetgettable@unfeetgettable

Glow in the dark ✨ #unfeetgettable

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Creepy.org@creepydotorg·16h

A 46-year-old woman accidentally snorted 55 mg of pure LSD because she thought it was cocaine, roughly 550 times the normal recreational dose. She vomited for 12 hours and remained under the effects of the substance for about 34 hours. But when she woke up, the chronic foot pain she had suffered for over 20 years, attributed to Lyme disease, was reportedly gone. She stopped taking morphine for five days and then began microdosing LSD every three days. Three years later, she had completely quit morphine, with no withdrawal symptoms or relapse reported. Researchers described it as an extraordinary case of non-fatal high-dose LSD ingestion with long-term pain relief.

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Mosh🇿🇦@_DJMosh·1d

Getting into a relationship with a baddie is an extreme sport 😭

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Braindead Bird App@tragicbirdapp·1d

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Monstar@Monstar_Man·1d

Keep cooking them lmao 😂

𝓤.@_fuego98

Must be irritating to realize that you’re not getting my number & neither are you going home with me after I’ve drank your alcohol

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Monstar@Monstar_Man·1d

We used to have recipes man 🥹😭

Tshepo@chemicaIydriven

The reports about Trump are not true. There was a bit of a scare with his respiratory equipment at around 20:30 but right now, he is alive

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Monstar@Monstar_Man·1d

@PammNotAnderson @Nobuhlekgali This also happens with haircuts. Wild 😭

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Buhle 🌻@Nobuhlekgali·1d

Without fail. 😂

MA LE BO@Melo_Malebo

Is it me or does getting your hair done make your skin clearer ?

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Muchi@Sipho_Says·1d

‘Nigga Minaj’ is taking me out 😭

Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former Steelers DE Shayon Green has gone viral for his extremely intense training sessions as a fitness coach. We have never seen anything like this 👀

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Assna