@somethings_awry If I were your mom I would've been acting real snooty at graduation
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🐞 Katherine 🐞
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🐞 Katherine 🐞
@Monstronthhill
Jokes and memes about my faves • Noah Kahan • boygenius • Hozier • Bon Iver • but wait, there's more! • concert enjoyer
she/her Katılım Nisan 2009
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I'm a triplet and my sisters and I graduated one, two, and three in our high school class. I won't say my spot but I had to suffer as "The Dumb One" 😭
WSB-TV@wsbtv
Top of their class: Identical twin sisters graduate as valedictorian, salutatorian #Echobox=1779451768" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">wsbtv.com/news/trending/…
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@DemzDeliver @KrisColvin I think it should be 8 years, but I agree something definitely needs to change.
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🚨 James Talarico proposes bill establishing 12 year term limits for members of Congress.
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@ih8idiots69 @Headmaster46592 @DemzDeliver Because then you lose institutional knowledge. When you have a bunch of freshman senators lobbyist and PACs step in to "help" them and you get outcomes driven by whichever interest group has the most $$$
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@Headmaster46592 @DemzDeliver Why tf would you be against that wtf
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@MatthewScott___ @DemzDeliver A term is 6 years. You're plan is to kick people out mid term?
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@DemzDeliver Make it 10.
If you cant get it done in a decade, we don’t want you.
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I sleep stream lullabies for my baby every night. @SparrowSleeps you WILL be seeing me.
Spotify@Spotify
Introducing Reserved. Concert tickets held just for you based on your listening 🎫 Stay tuned – Reserved tickets are coming to Premium users in the US.
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Living in DC is so funny because it's like 'next week's intramural softball game will be held by the Vietnam Memorial '
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@nickgillespie @JoshEakle One man way brave enough to speak out against big almond! But he kept drinking almond milk so he's condemned to hell.
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Over at Substack, @JoshEakle asks: "It's 2026, and I have yet to see an anti-almond farm protest."
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@GoodAtBingo @JillFilipovic There's at least 100 "cheap and fast crockpot meals" tiktok accounts which is more relevant than cable cooking shows for gen z consumes media content
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@JillFilipovic Most cooking shows and cooking channels are all about wagyu beef and tuna belly boiled in butter. People aren't seeing crock pot chicken and rice
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Every aspect of this debate is making me want to hurl myself off a cliff. No, you do not need to eat PB&J and chips for lunch every single day to save money. There is in fact an enormous universe of food that is simple to prepare, healthier than DoorDash, and way more affordable than DoorDash.
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@KahanArchive No, I want one specifically titled teach your children you are the Moon
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“Petition for Noah Kahan’s mom to write a parenting book” oh boy, do I have some news for you
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@busyheadalbum I don't think I'll hear about it early enough or be able to get the day off, but I'm legit happy you got to go to one!
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@Monstronthhill maybe she’ll come somewhere near you i think there’s lots of dates left!
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Guy who is 16 years older than his average classmate: “Why is everyone here so stupid”
bpeed@ilovelentils8
Being 35 in undergrad is so weird because you can really see how illiterate the younger Gen Z students are after growing up through the pandemic
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Oh @KahanArchive they're trying to silence you
Pop Base@PopBase
Unverified accounts on Twitter (X) now have a daily limit of 50 posts, 200 replies, and 500 messages.
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@VeryBadLlama @OrganizerMemes They set all of Hamlet IN AFRICA?
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if people are this upset about the cast of The Odyssey, just wait until they find out about the time Disney cast a bunch of lions in Hamlet
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Uh oh it's a dead dad album
morgan ☆ wolfstar smau 📌@lupinsarchives
oh and by the way this new phoebe bridgers album will be putting some of you hoes on suicide watch. tonight in macon she cried on stage and hugged a fan mid-show while they connected over their dead fathers. it was the most vulnerable concert i've ever attended.
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@shapeofmyshadow Abstract
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I'd pick up flowers
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Funny watching the @NoahKahan doc and seeing him be anxious about being able to follow up on Stick Season. Turns out - not a problem!
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@mattyglesias I think I was taught the fake story in first grade, but knew the real story by middle school when the curriculum assumed our brains could handle some nuance. Of course some people never progressed to that point.
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@KiwiOnTheSticks i had ringtones and calltones (or whatever they were called) when you could pay $1.99 to have music play when people called you... not that you'd hear... music they'd hear while they're call connected to you
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