The Monthly Nothing

@NorthernlionLP Yo. I think you might enjoy the poet Frank Stanford. poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poet…. Read it through. It gits gud yo. plus 5 to INT

Trump Bernie 2016 #heroesweneed

A new essay on the little recognized scourge of bicyclists by contributor Omar Shariff. Check it out on monthlynothing.com

We're strong independent white men. We can make our own sandwiches. #no_oppression

New content on the monthlynothing.com Prove you're too cool and get some ink on your face.

What do we do for a living? Disappoint and offend.

Garlic Bread has been scientifically proven to be better than sex. Especially when it's with your mom.

Because correlation = causation, it follows we should reinstate ritual human sacrifice to solve climate change and Trump's hairpiece.

"It's not your fate to be well treated," Ignatius cried. "You're an overt masochist. Nice treatment will confuse and destroy you."

@StopInfluence keep the critical thinking going

Bullshit. Ball never touched the ground. #SuperBowl

I once knew a man named Dave who found a dead hooker in a cave she looked like shit and was missing a tit but think of the money he saved

How many tweets does one need to make before it's socially acceptable to commence ranting