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Today we remember a hardworking, well respected head teacher, Ruth Perry, who is very much missed. Ofsted’s new framework does not address the harm inherent in a grades-based schools accountability system, and it does not address significant risks to staff wellbeing and safety. We call for a new system that is supportive, effective and fair – one that will support school leaders, not punish them.

@implausibleblog The (not so) Artful Doger.

Richard Tice accidentally lets slip that the privatisation of SEND services means private equity groups are "making off like bandits" i.e. robbing the taxpayer Then swiftly backtracks when he realises he just criticised the privatisation of public services

'Do not count yourself blessed'😰 Tamsin Greig and Jessie Buckley in Romeo & Juliet (2021).

@SouthamptonFC I believe!

"It's an unbelievable save!" 👏

@bushontheradio Of course! It's why as nippers we believed we were incredibly multilingual! Japanese? Easy, peasy - Banzai!' 'Ayee!' CSE German? Covered! 'Donner und blitzen', 'Hande hoch!' 'Achtung!' At 64, my 'Go to' Commando French phrase 'Sacre bleu!' never lets me down when kept to myself!

Found these in a second hand shop. Did you used to read them when you were a kid?

@stella_immanuel Unfortunately, you grew up and developed an ability to type breath takingly stoopid, yet brilliant ways to annoy me on my timeline! Fingers crossed you return to your blissful childish ignorance asap! 🤞

When I was a child, no one was autistic, vegan, gluten-free, or confused about their gender. What has changed?

@JamesMelville Ah, all the Putin fanboys showing their colours now!

“I'm clear that the UK is ready to put boots on the ground and planes in the air {in Ukraine} to support a deal.” This is a monumentally stupid thing to do.

@IvankaNews_ 😂🤣😂🤣 Obvs, as you know so much about the UK, you know the word Trump is associated with... Hot Air! Add: From the Slavic name Ivana, Ivanka is a diminutive form used in Eastern European countries. The name has deep historical roots that trace to early Russian culture.

@darrengrimes Hello young man!!!! You're back on my timeline, but not for long! Quicker than you can say 'Crafty ****', you're gone!!! Crafty!!!

@CliveTyldesley @bet365 And that's just one reason why you have such respect! 👏👏👏👏

Just for clarity… when the @bet365 ad says ‘now for the football - Clive’… that is NOT me. I would never record an ad for a betting company or agree to my voice being used in one.

@MailOnline A speaker with no inflection or variety in voice gives classic example of how not to command respect while dressed as a cos-play regency coachman.

Lindsay Hoyle is FURIOUS with Labour and Rachel Reeves over Budget leaks to the media #Labour #Budget #RachelReeves

The thing about Hugh Grant, his sense of humor is so dry, most Americans don't get it, and they just think he's being a jerk. He's actually a very witty and charming guy, as long as you don't bore him 😂

@NTLive 'Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounc'd it to you, trippingly on the tongue.' Superb example from Mr Wishaw 👏👏👏💐👏

'Romans, countrymen and lovers'🎤

Twitter, I’m losing followers hand over fist. Still just about hanging on in here - please help me find my old followers - if they’re still here - if you can, by RTing.

@PhilipPullman @philosophybites And to be confined to 'Horrible History' soon enough, let's hope.

@philosophybites Isn't it simply that they're all horrible too?

This breaks me open every time.

@SouthamptonFC 🎵'C'mon, C'mon, Let's... 🎵

We'll stick together 🤜🤛

@PhilipPullman @arthistorynews I bet he knows all the lyrics to Jesus Christ Superstar too!

@arthistorynews Absolute squawking rubbish.

Programme AI on two thousand years of Western patriarchal bias, and you get this.

'MOTHERWELL' (A Girlhood) - Deborah Orr. (P142) made me think of @LBFlyawayhome 'I loved trees... growing from a two-leafed seedling into a giant with the power to herald a new season. Later, when I could read, the Ladybird Book of Trees would become an excellent guide.'

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Spot the 12 deliberate mistakes. (From Treasure magazine, 1965) Official answers coming soon