The Monty Goes BLEGH! 🐀

@nocontextfm1 Dr. Sexo Ph𝗗!

Aston Villa’s stadium name in 2058… 😂

@MonstersOfRock The Clansman (in Scotland)

People calling this AI but these or something similar have existed for years in China.

@TerribleMaps I have met a woman named Oregon. She was a douche and it really felt like it was all because her hippy-loving parents called her Oregon.

Can I name my child after a state? Submitted by Mike Yamiolkoski

@Hacaosuka_Works Man, that NSX is pure filth.

Saw some insanely cool stuff. The first stop we visited yesterday was Kakimoto Racing

@extremeconsoles Dude! Incredible buy! Especially at £65

Yesterday's auction trip didn't get any new games consoles! But we did manage to get one of these disc repair machines (been after one for ages)

@AmyLouiseRFC Tis a fun place. There's rock a bar/club nearby called Subside which is usually open until 0600 (sometimes right through til 1200). Don't get that up in Glasgow (: Also nice for just shopping etc.

@MontynGoat Yes 🙌

Bull 🐂

@depthsofwiki It's weird that I saw this right after seeing this video of an American school bus almost getting hit by a train.

@macky_farm0328 @theodor_oka I'm a Scotsman who happens to be learning Japanese and Arabic. I also really like watermelon (:

@theodor_oka أنا مزارع بطيخ في نيغاتا. أتحدث باللغة العربية عن قصد. هذه صورة لبطيختي. فلنبذل قصارى جهدنا هذا العام أيضاً!

世界中のスイカ農家のみなさん。 私は日本国は東北地方の山形県でスイカを作っている農家です。 皆さんの作ったスイカ栽培の風景を共有できればと思います。 #agriculture #watermelon

@Hacaosuka_Works Oh, I like the way the wing is doing that thing.

I still have heaps of images from yesterday to post but one of my biggest highlight was finally getting to see a GC8 with this full bodykit in person. Never in my lifetime did I ever think I'd ever see one but there it was. My all time favourite body kit design ever.

@BenGrahamUK *England

Crime rates per 1,000 people: UK cities 🇬🇧 London: 102 Birmingham: 136 Manchester: 178 Liverpool: 153 Japan cities 🇯🇵 Tokyo: 17 Osaka: 30 Yokohama: 13 Nagoya: 6 How has the UK become so unsafe compared to Japan, who have a much higher population?

@worldwarbot Aw FFS.

October 2029, Isle of Man conquered Scotland territory. Scotland has been completely defeated. 167 countries remaining. Check the full map at worldwarbot.com

I love the split for the chaos it causes but I've said for years that the SPFL should be a 14 team league. 6 games post-split evens things out. Even then, why not set it up for the most ludicrous end to a ludicrous season and have it at Tynecastle? Already got 1730 on a Monday.

Anything? A toddler? An ant? Celestial bodies?

@NASA @alltooriah DON'T LURE THEM INTO SPACE, THEY CAN'T BREATHE, YOU FOOLS!!

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

teaching my cat about artemis II, space and our beloved moon ♡

@SocSecScot Glad this page exists for this stuff (:

We are aware of an issue affecting the payment of our carer benefits. Payments originally due on Fri 3 or Mon 6 Apr are now expected to be paid 1 working day later, rather than before the bank holiday weekend. We sincerely apologise for any impact this has caused.

People who are due a payment between Friday 3 April and Monday 6 April over the Easter bank holiday, will receive it by the end of Thursday 2 April. Best Start Food payments are not affected. All other payment dates will stay the same. More at: bit.ly/BankHolidayPay…

@worldwarbot You live! YES! Scotland to win it (:

July 2026, Serbia conquered Romania territory. Romania has been completely defeated. 197 countries remaining. Check the full map at worldwarbot.com

Sure people can't differentiate between comedy and a political nut. Partly because everybody thinks they have to be so fucking perfect all the time "look at me, I'm awake(?), am I famous yet?" Partly because they never actually contextualised comedy, a major part of life itself.

This has been one of the most entertaining seasons of football in years. I wish we played MUCH better in Europe this season as we have done in recent years, but the domestic side of things has been so chaotic that I've barely missed it.