Mark Graham

The yoof buzzin @Everton #SpiritOfTheBlues #EvertonFC #Everton

Well deserved Jimmy. He's been class for us 💙💪⚽

@Simon_Ingari In a firm and confident tone, Say: Fuck you and fuck the other candidate, whilst flipping the middle finger on both hands.

During a job interview, if they ask: "We've decided to move forward with another candidate." USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE:

@mcfcman66 Wheelie?

Rochdale bin men scrapping yesterday 🤣

@liamgallagher @FrancescaB1978 Yes defo this and Gas panic 👌

@FrancescaB1978 I CAN SEE A LIAR

Oasis haven't announced a new tour yet, but we know they'll be back soon. So, what song would you most like to see on the setlist that wasn't played last year? You can only mention one Mine is The Hindu Times

30 days sober guys. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. It’s a very rough estimate.

The mad world of Everton officiating in the last 12 months 🟥 Gueye slapping his own teammate 🟥 Keane pulling someone’s hair 🟥 Grealish applauding the referee 🟨 Dewsbury Hall taking a free kick too quickly 🟨 Ndiaye impersonating a seagull

🚨BREAKING: This AI video of President Trump announcing he’s “making Venezuela grande again” has gone viral. This is absolutely hilarious.🤣😂

@grandoldteam Agreed. Thought he was a bit edgy to start with but grew into the game, put in some good tackles and clearances and tried to make some forward runs at times. Seen some shocking takes on his performance. He did ok for someone who's hardly kicked a ball.

Considering Nathan Patterson was lashed in with next to no minutes, against very capable wingers and played his part in us coming away with a clean sheet... Well done him.

@RandyRRQuaid Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

On behalf of myself (and not Cousin Eddie) I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday to Jesus Christ!

@MookEFC It’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year! 🎁

Always a family tradition 💙🎄🎁🎅

“Shitter was full!!” 💩🤢❄️🤪

“The silent majesty of a winters morn, the clean cool chill of a holiday air…. and an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet in our sewer!” 💩🤢❄️

“Can I refill your eggnog for you Eddie? …..drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead??” 😂🍹💀

“Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day!” 🎶🍍☀️😎🏝️

“Uncle Clark, are you Santy Claus?”🎅🏼 “I can’t even afford to be an Elf!” 😔

Possibly song for Dewsbury hall. To the tune of the Monkees theme tune / chorus. Hey hey, he's a diamond Kiernan - Dewsbury - Hall. Bursting through midfield. To score us another goal. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. #everton #efc #evertonsongs

Graham Stuart accompanied Gary Speed's mother, Carol, as she visited the memorial talking bench named in his honour ahead of today's match. Evertonian, captain, leader. Never forgotten. 💙

@AlbyLad_ @Shoney0781 He's on about you not Fury 🤣

@Shoney0781 I agree

Horrible self centered twat him

"Phenomenal" footage of Noel and Liam Gallagher’s landmark first meeting after years of fighting will feature in a movie about the band’s reunion. Peaky Blinders creator Steven Knight is producing the movie as a documentary, not a biopic, to be released in cinemas worldwide. His crew were allowed inside the meetings and rehearsal rooms when Liam and Noel discussed the possible comeback and then began working together again. The result is a rich fly-on-the-wall insight, including mobile phone video as well as sit-down interviews.