Rick R. Mortis👽🔱

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Rick R. Mortis👽🔱

@MoonMan28_

Music Is life. 🔈🔈🎧🎧🎶 216✈️585. 🦅 #EaglesNation #FlyEaglesFly🦅 #GoBirds ♋️ #DontCheckMe

Upstate, NY Katılım Nisan 2019

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ruby@rubythevalley·1d

Underdog NFL@UnderdogNFL

S Reed Blankenship on signing with the Texans, via @AaronWilson_NFL: "That honestly felt like the first time in my whole career, that somebody really wanted me as a player and as a person."

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Rick R. Mortis👽🔱@MoonMan28_·23h

Somebody take Auntie phone 😭😭

Dionne Warwick@dionnewarwick

Doing this at my show tomorrow during Walk on By.

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🤣🤣🤣 might be

Lemon POUND CAKE@TiaNoTamara1

What if that’s why Arthur’s mad *ducks*

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DIG B0ston.@BostonScott2·2d

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Philadelphia Eagles@Eagles

You'll always be the "Giant Killer". Enjoy retirement, Boston!

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Yeen nobody Google me baby 🤣🤣

Me@KirkWrites79

Y’all remember Teyana Taylor’s first single “Google Me”???

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Rick R. Mortis👽🔱@MoonMan28_·2d

If u vape inside a restaurant we don’t need to be cool. Cause why ya ghetto ass can’t step outside like a real smoker? Don’t nobody wanna smell blue razz ice while trynna eat lunch

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Philadelphia Eagles@Eagles·3d

May Birds always Go

Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster

“May green be the grass you walk on May blue be the skies above you May pure be the joys that surround you May true be the hearts that love you.” - Irish Toast

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Nigga said 😭😭😭

NBC News@NBCNews

President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran. • An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch." • An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton. • An Obama aide says “no recent conversations” have taken place between Barack Obama and Trump. • A source familiar with the matter said the former president Trump was referring to was not Joe Biden. nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

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Rick R. Mortis👽🔱@MoonMan28_·3d

Rich Homie Yawn & simple plantation takes the cake 😭😭

alex turntine@turntineforwhat

I think towards the end I stopped being funny and sorta just bullied him

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Philadelphia Eagles@Eagles·3d

They don't call him Big Play Slay for nothing

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Rick R. Mortis👽🔱@MoonMan28_·4d

IRS-ONE is the funniest one I’ve seen 😭😭😭

Teller Bank$ /🏝️🏝️🏝️/ Marion Wood$@Teller_Banks357

This is crazy lol

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Rick R. Mortis👽🔱@MoonMan28_·6d

Prime got all 4 Shrek’s. Bout to scroll up and have a marathon 🤝🏾

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👨🏼‍🦲Jeff✌🏼☝🏼🖐🏼@Philly_Bul215·12 Mar

Ain’t no bitch in my young bul blood💯😂😂😂

Shriya Saini@ShriyaSainii

this is the quinyonamo bay game woolen was talking about 😭😂

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Rick R. Mortis👽🔱@MoonMan28_·13 Mar

@schuylkillsiren @turntineforwhat I’m fucking dying of laughter but like how tho?? 😂😂

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go 🦅 fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸@schuylkillsiren·13 Mar

@turntineforwhat me with gossip girl 😭 i thought i was watching pll x.com/schuylkillsire…

go 🦅 fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸@schuylkillsiren

@gretagerwigflew I meant to watch this and accidentally watched gossip girl. I waited so long for the murder to start

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alex turntine@turntineforwhat·13 Mar

I was so excited to finally start South Side tonight but I didn't realize I was mixing up South Side and The Chi so two minutes into the first episode they show a murder victim's dead body and I'm sitting here like wow this show is not funny at all