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@Kingpickle @ASSASSN @dim0n4ik_ape @apechurch Cool tech! I love seeing people build stuff around the church protocol. Great work!

I saw @ASSASSN and @dim0n4ik_ape talking in the @apechurch discord about being able to check certain wallets' House activity on-chain. I thought this would make it a tad easier and I couldn't sleep, so I whipped up a checker real quick. Link below 👇 No wallet connect.

@LawZ1125 @apechurch Holy shit Lawz nice win!

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@Timmygspt @balloonsonape @apechurch Payout so big it broke the PNL Card formatting…

@apechurch @balloonsonape

Excited to share our newest game collaboration with @balloonsonape Reel Pirates is live! To celebrate, we're giving away 10,000 $APE. Runs now until Friday 7 PM EST. Details below!

@apechurch Gimbo

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Crypto is the currency of AI. Crypto assets are how AI will be able to pay for itself and anything else. What is the alternative? AI having bank accounts? Fiat? No way. Being bearish on crypto is a one way ticket to the permanent underclass in 2035

@weswinder @olidoes My favorite copy pasta

@olidoes yeah it’s a required post

sonnet 4.6 just refactored my entire codebase in one call 64 tool invocations. 1M+ new lines. 17 brand new files it modularized everything. broke up monoliths. cleaned up spaghetti none of it worked but boy was it beautiful

@jamesjyu I have never been this invested in LLM generated science fiction work before. Or any AI-generated literature for that matter. Shockingly well done and captivating. Bravo

Rip, not lookin good boys

Made this bet in week 4 when the Pats were 2-2 No cash out option available since the AFC championship. Wish me luck Sunday.

@brettskireal I’m with you. Lower stakes, but similar situation.

Tomorrow is the toughest battle of my life. A legacy bet for me. $3000 to win $125,000 that the Patriots win the Super Bowl placed sometime around week 5. Denied free tickets to the game, Multiple Super Bowl parties, and a Florida trip with my friends. Sending my fiancé to the spa for the game. I will be laying under my covers in complete darkness and solitude dripping in sweat the entire game. NO HEDGE. GOOD LUCK ME AND GOD BLESS NEW ENGLAND

@apechurch The most permissionless games of chance model in the entire world. The fact that anyone can play, stake in the house, and automate gameplay from a CLI is an insane feat The amount of integration this development opens up is crazy to think about. AI is coming to gamble on-chain.

@Jarodxu7 happycapy

Comment happycapy for invitation code. happycapy.ai

Excited to launch happycapy, an agent-native computer on your browser. Claude Code → Clawdbot → Happycapy > Private sandbox for everyone to run Claude Code anytime anywhere - no Mac Mini needed > GUI built for everyday user, visualizing skills and its output

Only on @apechurch can I hit a 500x on a Blackjack side bet TWICE in two days. The new on-chain blackjack is absolutely absurd. I didn't even win the hand lol ape.church/?ref=fatherape

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