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@itvcorrie Of course she will...shes a female character. This is how #corrie writing goes...Male criminals get away with it either by escaping or death, so far every female in corrie has ended up going to prison 🤔

Megan’s been charged, but will she do time? 👀 #Corrie

What an amazing film #manoftaichi directed/starring #keanureeves alongside @tigerhuchen I could not stop watching...amazing 😎 🥋

Watching #walkertexasranger A rattlesnake was scaring a group of scouts, he picked it up, looked it in the face & said "Shame on you" & threw it into a bush💪🏼 #chuckNorris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of agonizing pain, the rattlesnake died

@HannahIamthest1 "Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?" - my brain literally just exploded when I sang them to myself 🤯🤔🤯🤔🤯🤔🤯🤔🤯

🤣🤣 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder....... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on...... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you followed me? 🤣

Just listening to #savagegarden #Iwantyou Forgot just how good & catchy this song is and how great these guys were #darrenhayes #darrenjones Now Im "Chic-a-cherry-cola-ring" all over the place 🎵🤗❤️🤗🎵

Lets play who in @itvcorrie looks like a famous singer.... #garethpierce #toddgrimshaw vs @jakeshears of #scissorsisters #separatedatbirth haha 😂

@AJamesMcCarthy With that face looking back at me...I most definately will have a nice day. Tell Gregory I said pspspspsp and give him a chin scratch from me 😻

Gregory wanted me to tell you to have a nice day

Astronauts Christina Koch's resume is literally out of this world. ✧ First woman to leave low Earth orbit ✧ First woman to fly around the Moon ✧ Farthest any woman has EVER been from Earth — 252,756 miles ✧ First all-woman spacewalk ✧ Longest spaceflight by a woman — 328 days straight She dreamed of being an astronaut as a little girl in North Carolina. In April 2026, she flew around the far side of the Moon. That's not a movie. That's her life.

@woofknight "At the end of the day, when all said and done... d'you know what I mean?" 🙄 #GavinandStacey without any doubt 😂

Are you being served? Or red dwarf

Welcome home @Reidwiseman @AstroVicGlover @Astro_Christina @jeremyhanson What a journey! Thank you for showing us things we havent seen & thank you for bringing #rise back safe & sound it was a pleasure to be a part of the team 🌍🌕🚀🌕🌍 @NASAArtemis @NASA #moon #artemis2

Anxiety high at the moment....not feeling too great 😥 Listening to @JamesBlunt You're Beautiful for a musical hug 💖 Have always loved this song x x

@cr_0m Are the people that post things like this really that stupid? To start with you are posting on X, used to be known as TWITTER - I give up 🙄

No word starts with "T 'and ends with "R " Prove me wrong!

@WorkElizab Brief Encounter A 1945 British romantic tragedy film directed by David Lean from a screenplay by Noël Coward, based on his 1936 one-act play Still Life.

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@MadnessNews Who doesnt love this feel good tune? Makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside 😊 🎵Take time for your pleasure and laugh with love Take the hand of another and sing for the wings of a dove🎵 💖🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊💖 #madness #wingsofadove

Spending #Easter with @kevinbacon Watching #Footloose Absolutely adore this film (and @kevinbacon ) 🕺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤🕺

@AuthorGFAllen Absolutely...I have a whole drawer of "nice" notebooks...sends a shiver down my spine to think I could make a mess of one & have to tear a page out 😵‍💫

Does anyone else collect really cool notebooks and then never use them because they’re too nice to mess up? 😅

@ThatEricAlper Nirvana 🤘🏻

Without revealing your age, what artist or band did you play the most as a teenager?

Surely people should be calling it by its proper name: Storm Rodney

@TheRealJamieKay I certainly do and I definately remember the tune that played on the advert...I can still sing it now 😂 Gino oh Gino Ginelli Icecream

Does anyone remember this?

@bigphil321 😂

So apparently….. There’s a storm named Dave on the way later on this evening🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️💨💨💨☔️☔️