Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖

This is my sendoff to Blaseball, my favorite blaseball player, and the stupid, calamitous, incredible season she had that one time. If you liked any of all the nonsense I did here, I'd appreciate it if you gave it a read. @abbyrytel/i-am-become-chaos-a-blaseball-story-cd4bc04cc9cc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@abbyrytel/i-a…

@CatboyDestiny oh yeah I caused one of those once

@PieLovinKitty @KikiFamiliaNyan You're literally twins though. I mean, you're genetically the same person.

@MooneyDoc2 @KikiFamiliaNyan Oh she is much nicer now! We hung out the other day and she even let me paint her toenails! I painted them the same color as mine and said we were twins and she told me to shut up but she said it a lot quieter than she used to :3

hung out with @MooneyDoc2 i understand quantum physics purrfectly now

@KikiFamiliaNyan @PieLovinKitty Yeah like Kiki and Queenie, or you and that other one that I think blocked me for telling her to chill

@PieLovinKitty :3

@KikiFamiliaNyan Well I was mostly doing it for new team aesthetic but I just like being a science mage

@MooneyDoc2 why would i have a pawblem with mew keeping your hat do mew think im gonna steal it

@MooneyDoc2 ay twooney mew still on the moon

@KikiFamiliaNyan ...I kinda wanna keep the hat though I'm sure you understand

@MooneyDoc2 dont even get me started ill bring the drinks and bad vhs movies

@KikiFamiliaNyan Yeah seems like a good idea You got more experience at getting your mind off this than I do

@MooneyDoc2 ... do mew wanna hang out any way i imagine mew might have some free time

@KikiFamiliaNyan That... does NOT answer my question but I'm just gonna assume you'd do some magical air bubble bullshit or something because I don't wanna consider the alternative

@MooneyDoc2 strictly speaking breathing is not the same thing as not dying

@KikiFamiliaNyan ...Can you breathe in space Actual question that sounds like a thing you'd be able to do somehow

@MooneyDoc2 id be fine

@KikiFamiliaNyan Being honest I don't trust it to not implode again

@MooneyDoc2 nah i was just curious wanted an excuse to go to the moon

@KikiFamiliaNyan Sorry I'm just coping with literally being born/manufactured to play a game that no longer exists it's cool

@MooneyDoc2 i dont even know where to START with your whole sitch ok

if mew have any questions about being released btw lmk ill tell mew what i can

@KikiFamiliaNyan Girl I framed mine

and if mew DID die go talk to your local government and get your death certificat annulled ASAP its a HUGE pain in the butt if mew dont

@PieLovinKitty Well. Not to get all Reader about this but... Do you remember... Before?

I do not know what to do with myself now :<

This is how the world ends Not with a bang, but with teethposting

@KikiFamiliaNyan but seriously my advice is find the most bullshit units of measurement you can and use them exclusively

@MooneyDoc2 no im not portable

sorry to get a little too sexmewal on main but js everybody knows i am very wide and curvy and sexy and tall and my chest is not 90% padded my fur i wear big bras. like BBBB bras. the big sizes. and im very tall and my tail is soooooo long

Hmm. 3 straight sub-3 ERA seasons? Introduce a glitch that tanks it. 6.1 stars and Underhanded? Incinerate the team. 2nd highest pitcher star rating in the league? Nonexistence the splort. Don't think I don't see how it is

look maybe i'll be sad later but y'all i'm a bootleg funko pop who should've been dust 40 years ago i've done everything, i've pitched, batted, skated, dunked, stole fourth base, murdered an umpire i've been a champion, i've been a screw-up what a career. what a life.

((If it wasn't for Blaseball, I never would've made this account, I never would've gotten attached to this screw-up spacegirl for so long, and I never would've made some of the best friends I have to this day. Despite everything, I can't not look back in appreciation.))