Lauren Nolan

Years ago on the tube my Japanese friend popped a mask on. I asked her why, she said she had a bit of a cold and didn't want to pass it on. It wasn't political, it wasn't an attack on her freedom. Just a courtesy to her fellow passengers. Why can't it be that simple? #MaskUp

Look at what’s happening in the US, it’s chilling. Make no mistake Nigel Farage is from the same camp as Trump. He has the same views, the same aims, the same mindset. Reform gets in power and that will be us.

@mjfree Imagine still calling it "land of the free" with a straight face. The world is watching and we are praying for you all.

This is not Iran. This is not Russia. This is not North Korea. This is America.

@tribelaw As most women are painfully aware, with some men if you belittle them, or - God forbid - laugh at them, they get filled with a rage so profound they actually want to hurt you. The difference is with the USA, the state has backed this violence and sees no problem with it.

Renee Good’s last words were to ICE agent Jonathan Ross: “That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Then Ross shot Renee three times in the face. As she was dying, his last words to her were: “Fucking bitch.” And JD Vance thought that exchange exonerated ICE. That says it all.

Had the best day as Bilbo Baggins. I love working in a primary school! 🤎 and all the kids looked fantastic. So much fun 😊 #worldbookday2025

Recently introduced my boys to Lord of the Rings and today my 8 year old said, "Those tacos filled me up so much I think they're made from Lembas bread or something" and honestly guys, I've never been more proud

Just left a classical music concert with Francis (8). Its dark, its raining, had to walk down an alley. Few shady characters about. I'm in a fur coat and pearls, and he's in a suit. Why am trying to murder myself and make my kid batman?!

Happy Easter to those that celebrate. Enjoying the Bank holiday over here, lots of family time, lots of chocolate, and lots of wine (for me) 🙌 #HappyEasterSunday

Wishing a Happy Easter Sunday to all of our supporters! 🐰 You are EGGCELLENT 🥚💙

On my way to the gym this morning before work, I indicated to let a fox know I was turning off and he didn't need to hustle across the road. And this is why I shouldn't be allowed out the house before coffee.

@hettiehayward He was there but he's too cool to get in the family pic

@Moonfacemum Was Frank invited? Or nah 😂

First week of the new job completed, celebrating with a pint in the local #FridayVibes

Went on a walk on my lunch break today, bright and cold and full of swans. Added bonus - I found my way back to my department. #WINTER

@S_HarringtonNHS @UHD_NHS @OurDorsetICS Had a great induction day, thanks for welcoming us all to UHD!

To everyone at Trust induction @UHD_NHS this morning - a warm welcome to TeamUHD on a cold day - lots of energy in the room & so good to see you all on the next stages of your careers - we want you to stay 🙏 welcome @OurDorsetICS

@UHD_NHS Thanks so much!

@Moonfacemum Welcome to #TeamUHD, Lauren! And wishing you all the very best in your new role 😄

After 12 incredible years working in hospitality with our family business, I'm starting a new job today with @UHD_NHS joining the Dorset Breastscreening Programme 💓 Wish me luck! #NewJob #NHS

@Em__Welham @UHD_NHS Thanks Emma! 💛

@Moonfacemum @UHD_NHS Fab news! And a very warm welcome to #TeamUHD 🥰✨🙏🏼

Asked the boys what their favourite part of Christmas was. 5 said "presents" 7 said "spending time with my family...." 🥹 *pause* "...do I get more presents because I said that?"

I clicked sort by age. There are 6 pages of these before you get to the one year olds.

Parents beware. Some sick bastards are giving these to kids.