Luna🔞

Oh look, something new to plant!

Knowing that politicians have the power to do stuff like this but simply don’t…

@EscapedAudios youtube.com/watch?v=UvgcLT… This you two?

Me? I rob the joint at the end of each date. I wave a gun around while my girlfriend fills a comically large burlap sack with a dollar sign on it. We leave each date with all the cash, jewlery, and vintage wine in the restaurant and turn a profit after every date. That's love.

@huzzlez @vexmlk Wanna know something worse? Hop Rods. Gasoline powered pogo sticks. Two-stroke engine built into them. Yes, they existed. A few still do.

@vexmlk These "shoes" were terrible. 😂😂😂

These were so bad. 😂

Screw it I'm wearing my good boots today. What is the point of having good boots if I never wear them? I've owned them for years now and I've worn them like...twice.

To be clear, I don’t just hate GenAI. I also hate golf, war, monoculture farming, clear-cutting forests, and building on floodplains. I love biodiversity, wildlife conservation, regenerative forestry, soil restoration, sustainable farming, and economic degrowth.

Pygmy falcons

Roosters, by Ito Jakuchu, 18th century

I have obtained two gouramis to hopefully help get rid of the scuds in my aquarium. I've also made a trap, but I don't have terribly high hopes for how effective it'll be. I want to get a kuhuli loach or two but they haven't been in stock for AGES anywhere near me.

Never be an impulsive drunk. I just sold the jacket off my back for 50 bucks. I mean it’s hella profit but damn. It’s cold out here

Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms out there! For everyone who has a bad relationship/no relationship/ect. with their mothers - screw that, I'm your mom now. Do your homework, drink some water and remember that I love you and you will be okay.

Shells, by Ito Jakuchu, 1761-1765

we did not punish the confederacy enough

This is the greatest news story we have seen all year!

@EscapedAudios They were expecting Sir Staniel Waddlesworth The Eighteenth of Berkshire.

Every time people learn my name someone is always like "oh my god, your real name is WALTER?". Yeah. And? Would you prefer Mike? How about Steven? Would you like me to be named Justin? Eat my ass.

It's dangerous to go alone, take cherry blossom axolotl with you 🌸

Puppy walking on fallen pine needles, by Ohara Koson, 20th century

Sunflower shawl and dress 🌻 Which version do you prefer?

Pull the lever Kronk lol