Just salt please

@FabrizioRomano Bet he ends up as the Mancs

🚨 BREAKING: Robert Lewandowski will leave FC Barcelona as a free agent at the end of the season! 👋🏼 Decision confirmed. ✅🇵🇱

@paulmbe67 @noprobsju The Chelsea and RJs 😂. Mad memories of going there every Sunday night when I was young enough to shake it off for Monday morning in work.

@noprobsju Lots of redevelopment the last 10 years, first sign of the sun and the queue of cars trying to get here back up onto the motorway turn-off, it's such a difference to the 80s and 90s! Yeah, nights out in the Chelsea and the casino were great 😁

Remember when it was warm?

@Inkedandunique @Kamara2R Don’t know why he is moaning. The lads can get a couple of city breaks in with 8 days till next game.

Please stop talking …..

@EmmaPR78 Good call. I loved Val Kilmer anyway but I can’t see Jim Morrison without seeing Val Kilmer any more. Completely owned the role.

@EmmaPR78 At least they can prep a good hospital bag laden with favourite snacks and a high quality plastic straw.

@EmmaPR78 💯 I’d tell them. Even if it involves having a stroke, it would be ace to be in someone’s dream.

@spoiltkate_ Pluribus! Not all bad.

You’re trapped in the last tv show you watched, where are you?

@SamueILFC I can forgive the leg break but wtf was he doing when “on strike” if he wasn’t doing his own pre-season to turn up at his new club in peak condition? It’s not like Arne expects him to run and press anyway.

1st season, we will write it off because he didn’t have a preseason, rotated in and out, had a leg break and didn’t have a team built to his strengths. He waited and sacrificed for us to sign him, we will wait for comeback 2nd season. Patience is key.

…and Elon hiding my porn stash of bookmarks hasn’t helped my morning mood either 🤬

Have watched Liverpool for 50 years near enough. Last night was the first time I can remember binning off watching it to go out instead. Lethargic, over entitled shitehouses, managed by someone I’m starting to despise. Cant wait for next season to do it all again though.

@JamesPearceLFC Cos he’s become a tit. Much like his teammates.

No idea why Mac Allister stayed down there. Never a red card against Konsa.

Bonjour, Jean x

More pubs should do bowls of pork scratchings. Fact.

@creepydotorg @grok An extra chromosome

Hey @grok what's inside the head of the Egyptian Sphinx?

@justtinders Deranged behaviour. And defo gets his pants from Peacocks.

@MooooonRiver_ I didn't give them a second chance! Woke up to see them following this new account.. checked for a message apologising but nah. As if this is ok, asking if I have PayPal as if I sell myself 🙄😒

Someone blocks you because they were quite clearly unhappy about unsolicited DMs constantly & ugly ass underwear photos. You know this, yet you go and follow them on their new account. He'll probably see this still.. that was not OK. Leave me alone you freak.

Been ‘nerding’ my way back to the future.

@PolitlcsUK Shame I put a tenner on him back in Jan then!!

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is now odds on to become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

@ilovetolift13 On Everest they cheat though by camping out a few nights and have ropes to help. None of that nonsense with Moel Famau.

Top of moel famau or every ex beak heads mount everest

@Sparksback What you reckon he keeps in that bum bag. I’d have some sandwiches and a can of Lemon Fanta. Maybe a twix if it’s an expandable one.

Big fucking Ginny Anne.