Gavin's bff tbh

let the bees be ur inspiration to always work hard

someome please make an app so I can clear all my notifications, my 87 unread text messages, my 12 fb messages, my 14 Instagram notifications- with the push off a button. please I’m begging you. Don’t make me open my apps and read them.

sorry for what I said when I was sleep deprived

was it people’s New Year’s resolution to drive 10 under the speed limit while driving in the left lane??? cause damn

seasonal depression 🤝 clinical depression

I don’t want to live in this country anymore let alone anywhere in this planet

brb the downward spiral begins 🫠

uhh yeah can I get the teryaki chicken and broccoli, extra broccoli and no chicken

rly just wanna be a horse grandma, is that too much to ask for

one of my husband’s green flags is that he puts in the effort to take other people’s carts and puts them back along with his cart.

May The Fourth Be The Day A Make-Believe Defender Of The Galaxy Met A Real-Life Defender Of Democracy @JoeBiden @POTUS

do the French know Americans say “pardon my French” when they swear? asking for scientific reasoning

I could have a NYC subway rat turn their head to the side and look at me and I would still go “awww, so cute”

why and how is it so fricken cute when animals turn their head to the side and look at you

@lifeinrewind @AlaskaAir I was waiting to buy plane tickets with Alaska in hopes it would bring the cost down.. Didnt see much of a difference in price but I’m right there with ya 😂

Are people actually afraid to fly @AlaskaAir now? Because of one freak incident out of millions of flights, and even then no one died? Silly. Hopefully it makes flights cheaper for me if so. Y'all know you have exponentially higher chance of dying in a car crash, right?

@lifeinrewind the one thing america is good at!! something terrible. surprise, surprise

@MooseStache That's capitalism, baby!

don’t you love it how one service is so terrible at what they do because there is no competition from other services??

the fact tipping wages exist and are lower in some places than federal min wage (which is already a joke) makes me sick to my core. that is straight up criminal. yet employers don’t bat an eye. how do you live with yourself thinking this is ok

there isnt any law about making it blatantly obvious someone didn’t look (or stop) before they turned so I will make sure they knew they were in the wrong. (this is why we have horns right???)

Is it REALLY waking up and choosing violence if I lay on my horn at the person who turned right without stopping on red when I had a protected left???

how many matching best friend tattoos do I have to get before I can convince my husband to get matching tattoos with me ???