Claire ❤︎

Denied! 🚫🚨

Okay I don’t have any fuckin BANGER tweets to pop off before I go to bed tonight but I appreciate you babes for having a chuckle with me and blowing up my notifications all day 💋 💋 💋

@GoddessGracieLF Me with Pokopia rn

I’d be a better domme if sims didn’t exists I truly have an addiction

@hallucinita Lmaaooo that’s for the passport

@MoreForClaire “I need some disbursement swines”

Remembering that earlier I saw a bot(?) referring to subs as “Payment Pigs” Why are you using their full government titles 💀

@bankofoshi This is so cuuute

We’re a little piggy bank, short and stout, making bank deposits to all the little accounts 🌱🚰

@lemonade_grrrl You promise?

i'm pretty sure this is the last year

@VicsCumCounter Therapy ain’t cheap

@MoreForClaire I’m sorry I just saw you’re a big titty therapist and wanted to open up to you

Sorry I’m late I was in a car accident and died

@VicsCumCounter You’re too polite it’s weird

@MoreForClaire Yes ma’am. May I see your large tits please

@AuroraGoddess4U Oh hiii I see you ♥️

Testing, testing is this thing on? 🎤

I want more subs in debt to me. Gimme your mom’s email address as collateral

@robberykink The hand-holding pleeeaaaaase 💀

genuine interaction I just had “put it in my paper shredder” -surprise gift- “I said my paper shredder” -sent to whole other platform- “??? my paper shredder” -you have received a contribution to your paper shredder- and that’s before his 🍄 kicked in :’) gg

@BlaireOwnsU Ohhh that one is a dream!!!

@MoreForClaire couldn't agree more! i found a merry mushroom bowl at my local thrift lately and all but screamed

Idc how much money I have? I’ll always love a thrift. This OG Pyrex find 😩😩😩 $60 btw!

@BrattyBankruptX It’s objectively funny and I will absolutely be using it

@MoreForClaire i’ve never heard someone call them this 💀😂😭

@BrattyBankruptX Was it Thomas? Sounds like Thomas.

scams: “may I serve you” me:

@simptamer Please don’t ever change this banner lmao

pov me while other dommes are arguing about nonsense on the tl

@notyourchloee They had pieces from a few different collections but I’m stoked I got a little nesting set!!

@MoreForClaire NO WAY😍😍😍

@janiewins My upstairs neighbor has 3 kids- it’s a valid crashout

my upstairs neighbour got a pilates board or something it’s echoing through the whole apartment i am about to have a meltdown im so overstimulated

proof (and available for calls)

Glad that tweet blew up so it wasn’t me just laughing to myself about it